Here’s Bruce Willis at Late Night with David Letterman last night. He looks like the oldest pepaw ever! Seriously, the only old guy thing that’s missing is his hand on his back! This picture is golden. High water levi jeans with brand new white Nike sneakers that are all cushy and clean. That is soo old guy stuff! Patchy hair and a big gray coat that he can wear to the drugstore and put stuff in his pockets. I bet Bruce smells like moth balls and cedar chests. I bet he drinks prune juice and keeps Depends with him in his fanny pack for just in case emergencies! Haha, I’m cracking myself because I really think this picture makes Bruce look his age. Finally!