Isn’t that picture of Jamie Lynn Spears and Sean Preston Federline so cute? I thought so. I don’t know what trailer they’re in, but they look cute. I’d rather look at them than fugly Britney so that’s why I’ve put that picture up. TRUST–I know it’s not Britney.

So, Britney Spears was supposed to have her first monitored visit with her two sons, Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James, 1, today at her Malibu mansion. But of course, Britney let them down. (Or did them a favor because now that I think about it, they probably hate her.) Apparently, Kevin’s people were at Britney’s gate, trying to get a hold of her via the intercom so she could open the gate and let them in, but Britney never answered. Here’s what Life & Style Magazine says happened:

“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m. But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!”

“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”

Umm, a few things. One, can we please stop calling her “Brit” like she’s our cute, teenage friend because she’s NOT, two, can we please not use the word devastated when referring to how Britney feels about anything cause it’s clear she just don’t give a damn, and three, can Alli Sims please get a clue and start doing something productive for Britney other than be her fugly sidekick? Ok, thanks! I’m so sick of Britney today. I promise no more posts about her.