I had no clue that the Pussycat Dolls were still making new songs but whatever. After that terror “Buttons” from a couple years ago, I thought they realized they were just a bunch of skanks in slutty clothes that whined on the mic. Guess I was wrong because they’ve got a new song called “When I Grow Up” and they’ve decided the best way to get popular is by putting Britney Spears in their new video.

Have they seen Britney over the last, say, three years? I mean, Britney circa 1999 would be a great career boost. Britney circa 1999 would’ve never done anything for a PCD video. Her options have changed though. She did a cameo that Us Weekly is calling “genius.” I’m not sure Britney is capable of anything “genius” but okay. I’ll be the judge of it when the video comes out.

Oh ya, they also say that she is “hot” and “blond” in the video. Blond is okay but the way Britney gets blond is via tacking ass ghetto hair extensions. And when you throw that in the mix, no matter how “fit” they’ve digitally made her, there’s no way she can be hot. But I guess we’ll see…