Britney Spears Didn’t Perform Well Because of Sarah Silverman
In case you missed it, last night Britney Spears had a beyond-lame performance followed by Sarah Silverman as the after-opener act. Well, being that Sarah Silverman always says racy, ruthless stuff at her shows, she stayed true to herself and put Britney Spears to shame. And that, my friends, is Britney’s excuse for putting on a crappy show.
According to sources, Sarah Silverman was rehearsing her opening monologue earlier that day when Britney Spears overheard it. Not only did she not appreciate it, but she told MTV she wouldn’t perform if Sarah was going to say that. So, MTV told Sarah to cut the part about Britney Spears and told Britney everything would be okay. Britney, however, is blaming her crappy performance on Sarah Silverman saying that she didn’t want to perform knowing what was going to be said about her afterwards.
If MTV told her that Sarah was cutting that part out, why did Britney still perform bad? Wouldn’t she have performed well and then afterwards gotten really pissed off?
Oh, Britney, not even your excuses make any sense. I bet Paris Hilton was cracking up when she saw that performance. Bitch better not have been laughing at Sarah’s jokes about Britney, though, because she should remember how it felt to get laughed at. Anyway, Sarah Silverman is a punk bitch. No one thought she was funny and I totally didn’t either.
As of right now, I’m on team Britney. Are you?
UPDATE: USA Today caught up with Britney Spears after her performance and got to ask the question we are all talking about.. “How do you think you did?” Her reply? “Good, thank you.” Sadness.
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted To : Britney Spears, Sarah Silverman
If this story about Britney hearing Sarahs monologue is true then that totally makes sense. Whether or not it was gonna be taken out doesn’t matter. If I heard a human being say that about my kids I guarantee that I would be upset for quite awhile. The words were still said, it doesn’t have to be public to piss a mother off. I Support Britney. Screw Sarah Silverman!
Well…I seriously think there is something Mentally wrong with Britney.
#1:..She doesn’t even move right. Its all slow and delayed. #2: She obviously can’t do simple things like dress herself..or brush her kids teeth…or put gas in the car. #3: She always has this blank stare..like her brain can’t keep up with whats going on around her.
Now..I agree..if Sarah said anything about my kids…I’da told her to go suck donkey d$#k.
..BUT..regardless..Britney acts like she did some bad acid or something because a button in her brain seems turned off..and I dont see it turning back on. Poor girl.
Sarah Silverman ROCKS! Britney doesn’t. Don’t get your panties in a bunch HH. Brit is crazy and is never, ever, ever going to be at the level she once was at.
Sarah Silverman rocked,you have to admit the joke’s were funny.
I will say it seemed lighter today than it did last night but I STILL hold my ground–Sarah Silverman hit below the belt. Britney is a mess, everyone sees that, why capitalize on it in front of her peers? Mean. Did you see Jennifer Garner’s face? Everyone was saddened.
For one if you enjoy hearing jokes about kids then you must not be a mother yet. Only laim as* people could agree on saying some bit*h like Sarah rocks. Check again people for once Im on Britney side….
I thought she did ok. I would be upset if that ugly unatlented bitch said things like that about me too.
team britney is going down in flames. u r gei
I agree HH. Only a cold hearted, cowardly, rude, classless twat would hit someone while they’re down like that. And for the love of God, keep the kids out of it. I don’t even know who Sarah Silverman is, and now I don’t want to. If Britney’s going crazy then the media and that scumbag K-Fag is to blame. Everyone seems hell bent on pummelling her merciously into the ground for some reason. What did she do to deserve such wrath anyway? Leave her the hell alone and save it for the likes of Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and Lindsay Lohan. I’d actually pay to watch them get publically stoned…and I mean with rocks. Big ones.
Silverman is a crack-whore, who talks about someone else’s kids in that manner. Yes, Brit-Brit is a raging mess and she needs help, but how low does one need to go for a laugh. Make fun of the wreck, but not the kids–TEAM BRITNEY!!!!! Silverman is a talentless hack
I couldn´t agree less with Ick. Britney is one of the saddest fucks in the history of the universe, she doesn´t care, why do you? Why get angry at Sarah? yeah she´s mean but what Britney has done to her kids herself is so so so much worse, it can´t even be compared. Blaming K-Fed is not understandable in any universe. He was married to the mess and thankfully got away from her, let´s pray the kids get away as well before she´s dead or WORSE. Yeah Sarah´s jokes weren´t that funny but they weren´t mean either. Not mean enough to get Britney to do any worse than we could have told ourselves that she would, the dirty drunk that she is. People that are now on “TEAM naked annoying getting undressed on the street ridiculing her kids Britney” are SAD!
Britney never had talent, why do people constantly talk about her, care about her and make excuses for her? She should be locked up in a mental institution, no one behaves like she does and remains healthy! She´s got kids, if you cared anything about children you would not recommend they were raised by a person like that. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, hell even maybe Lindsey, would have more self-respect and more respect for their children than to do to them what Britney has done to her mistakes. And admit it, that´s what they are to you as well, mistakes, because she had them with K-Fed and he was her biggest mistake right? Everything she´s done since the divorce is his fault right? WRONG! America applauded when she got divorced, that was the beginning of the end. There is no respect left for anything anymore. It´s a shame. And Britney represents that shame.
My god, Silverman is pathetic, look at the skinny b***ch, she needs coke to even get up and do a show. At least Britney is just making music not harming any one else just her self. She don’t need to run other people down to make a name for herself. goodluck spears!
sarah is awsome and a super babe britney needs to grow up, and shut up.
I’m not a fan of Brit but I do feel bad for her. I think she’s lost her luster and is refusing to pass on whatever tarnished crown she has.
Just call it quits and try to end her career with dignity, that’s what I was really thinking until I heard her new song. I really like it and even though it IS definately a song that can be sang by most singers, Brit could’ve given it that pop.
Her performance was beyound pathetic. She looked high on cocain, bored, and like it was rehersal, I mean didn’t the huge audiance tip her off that it was the actual show?
Plus, everyone from the woodworks is saying that at last moment, she choose to go onstage in that outfit! Come on girl! I wish I had your body but I don’t try to bounce around on a stage with gals like rihanna.
Sooo sad. This with all her nuttiness lately, it’s time to call it quits. Don’t play the blame game anymore, someone who works with her just tell her that her light has flickered out.
And to think I once considered Christina Aguilara the crazy slut. Times change and Brit needs to realize that.
Oh yeah, horse face Sara who is not very funny but very self centered for some odd reason shouldn’t throw stones.
She’s lucky to get laid every now and then. Hag!
The mere fact that she went out partying after the VMA’s proves that she is totally clueless. She probably really does think she did GREAT. Of course she is going to blame everyone (BUTT) herself for her giant failure because she is a narcissist.
I really hope that the music industry puts her aside & moves onto the next cookie cutter pop tart because the majority of people are tired of Britney.
Who cares britney is still a untalent lip-sync bitch!
Sarah Silverman is a fucking saint!
She is ALWAYS funny, you have to have an open mind and not be a total dick to get her humour.
And anyone who is bashing Sarah for who she is should maybe do some research on how she’s come to where she is today. She’s had to put up with so much shit not to mention being one of the most recognized women in comedy.
Britney was a mouseketeer and became famous because she can lip-sync.
Sarah Silverman is actually clever, witty and a hell of a girl who actually WRITES HER OWN MATERIAL.
When was the last time you saw Sarah Silverman flashing her vag in public or blowing smoke into children’s faces?
Low-brow?
If you’re talking about Britney, then you’re correct.
Sarah tells it like it is and if she had of been making fun of anyone else that wasn’t famous…no one would have given her flack. But, since it’s Britney WHOA OMG CALL THE PRESSES OMFGZ!
If Britney wasn’t famous, she’d be in a trailer right now eating nachos, sucking on a cigarette and watching a monster truck rally in cut-offs and a stained t-shirt.
hey miley! I have all of your CD’S!!!