Another post with a question mark title. A question mark because, of course, Britney Spears and Criss Angel are both denying that there is anything hairy going on. Oh, but you know there is.

Cameron Diaz’s former fling was seen escorting the pop star inside the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night, where the two held hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor. (Source)

I can see why Criss Angel would want to deny this. He’s still hoping he can ride the money train that is Cameron Diaz. Plus, no one really wants to be linked to Britney Spears anymore. Maybe he doesn’t read magazines or blogs and has no idea that Britney Spears isn’t cool anymore?

And Britney Spears doesn’t want to acknowledge this because Criss Angel is weird and relatively not famous. What will she say when the judge asks her how many guys shes brought home to the kids? Adding Criss Angel to her long list of hook-ups isn’t a good idea for her.

But no matter what their reasons are for not wanting to admit it, you know they are hooking up. Or maybe it was just once. BreatheHeavy is claiming that the two aren’t hooking up. They are claiming the two met up to rehearse their bit together for the MTV awards. Either way, people don’t meet late at night in a hotel room and hold hands to rehearse for MTV awards. What a lie, and not even a good lie.