Britney Spears! I say that with an exclamation point because we’ve talked about her so much lately, I think I’m actually going mad over it. Honestly. Well, as crazy as I feel, the show must go on! Britney Spears went to court with her ex-husband Kevin Federline today and the judge ruled straight down the line. Here are the results:

Britney Spears has to be tested twice weekly for drugs and alcohol

Custody of their two sons is 50/50 for now

Kevin, Britney, and their families are not allowed to talk badly about one another or anyone they are associated with

Kevin, Britney, and their families are not allowed to use corporal punishment on the boys

Kevin and Britney must complete a “Parenting Without Conflict” class in addition to taking a co-parenting counseling session together

Kevin and Britney are NOT allowed to drink or take controlled substances while they are with their children or for the 12 hours leading up to taking care of their children

The judge also said that he thinks Britney has a “habitual, frequent, and continuous” drug and alcohol problem. He totally called it! She does! I hope this little meeting opens up her sagging, worn-out eyes. She could seriously lose her kids, career, all her money and her support system if she doesn’t turn it around this time. Honestly!