Humm. I’m not even sure where to begin on this one. I’m just going to take a deep breath and report the story. If it’s true, its true. If it’s not, I’m going to be surprised. I woke up this morning to a million stupid Britney Spears stories and I’ve got to say–I really just want her to go away. I’m tired of reading the same things–she fought with Kevin, doesn’t take care of her kids, and parties too much. It’s getting old. Nothing is groundbreaking. But now the National Enquirer is saying Britney beat Kevin with a frying pan, and there’s evidence of it. I want to see!

“If he doesn’t act immediately, Kevin is convinced that Britney’s drug use, boozing and out-of-control behavior will result in a tragic accident.” To bolster his case, Kevin has obtained video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their $12 million mansion is Malibu. The sophisticated security system recorded activity in the home from the front gates to the kitchen in 2005 and 2006, according to insiders.

“This is the smoking gun Kevin has been waiting to use,” said an insider. “Kevin said: Divorce that bitch and then get my boys away from her.’” In one tape, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another incident taped Britney whacked Kevin with a frying pan. “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back,” said the insider. “He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him. He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.” In addition to the video tapes, Kevin has voicemail tapes of Britney admitting she was out drinking with friends, insiders revealed. “Kevin believes that Britney lets the boys run around with dirty diapers because she’s too lazy to change them.”

I really doubt Kevin Federline has any voicemails or videos. If he did, he would’ve taken her ass to court a long time ago and stuck it to her. Unless he doesn’t know what evidence is, in which case someone needs to let him know that he’s got some. Unless anything NEW comes about in the news about Britney Spears, I’m not going to post about her anymore. I know I’m not the only one who has virtually stopped caring.