So, Ryan Seacrest just played a song called Dramatic on his radio show. It was a duet featuring Heidi Montag and Britney Spears. Isn’t that, uh, interesting? Britney can’t sing; Heidi can’t sing, and they’re both C-List celebrities (now) so I’m not sure how anyone thought this might be a good idea. CLICK HERE to listen to it.

I bet Ryan Seacrest hits play, leans back in his chair, and just laughs at all these idiots. I bet he hates half the famous people he talks to. How couldn’t you? I’m sure it was hard enough for him to fake like Heidi’s new song and now he has to fake liking this shit?! Please, give the poor guy a break.