The story that follows this picture is supposed to be about how Britney took her kids to the Eiffel Tower while visiting Europe for her tour. But the story that needs to go with it is this: Britney, you are wearing the Star of David necklace which typically signifies that you are Jewish. I’m pretty sure you don’t have a clue but just do you know, I am pretty sure the Jewish faith would reject  you should you attempt to apply. Oh, and P.S., that evil-eye bracelet you are wearing looks like something you got for $2 on E-bay! You need a stylist, girlfriend.