Britney does one alright episode of a crappy sitcom and now people say she’s going to play the lead role of Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire!? Please, Britney can’t act worth a crap! They can’t have a middle-aged black woman say all of her lines and then digitally mix Brit’s voice with hers for a play.. they can only do that with music. Does Brit know this? I really doubt this will ever happen.

In more Britney news, it is rumored that Britney will host the Kids Choice Awards on March 29th for Nickelodeon. I can’t see her being able to pull it together long enough to host a whole show but this one is more realistic than a Broadway show. But does Nick really want a mom whose lost her kids to drinking and irresponsibility to host a children’s awards show? It doesn’t make sense.

In more MORE Britney news, after her minor triumph on television, CBS apparently wants to cash in on Britney being a ratings reviver and give her a sitcom of her own. Yeah, like that wouldn’t majorly suck! We already have that stupid “What I Like About You” show with Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth… how many other crappy “give-her-a-chance-at-acting” shows can we have?  I mean, those ladies are SUPPOSED to be actors and that show blows. Just imagine how crappy Brit’s show would be. Yikes.

I’d rather watch a K-Fed reality show. Wouldn’t you?