I guess having her dad as the HBIC of her life is really paying off for Britney Spears. Not only is she appearing at gas stations and Starbucks far less than normal, but she’s actually getting her shit together too! Thats always good. The more time she spends scraping together whats left of her sad life, the more chance she has of having the tiniest comeback. I guess her daddy is banking on that comeback, quite literally.

Britney’s dad gives her a debit card with her weekly allowance on it. That weekly allowance, although she makes over $700,000 a month, is just $1,500. Her dad gets a weekly allowance of $2,500 for being the HBIC of her life. I guess thats cheap for all the drama he must have to deal with. You couldn’t pay me to listen to that British accent for even a second. Ick.

Oh and now Britney is doing a guest spot on the show How I Met Your Mother. I guess its supposed to be really funny but I’ve never seen the show. And I saw Britney on SNL a couple of times and she was beyond rotten so I highly doubt she’ll be any better this time. Unless, of course, she makes fun of herself to the extreme. Anything other than that will probably suck.

Let’s hope Britney stays down this path of trying to make things right. I would hate to see her get any more out of shape and any crazier. I don’t know how much more Britney news I can take. That’s why I used a picture of the old Britney in this post.. she’s wayy better to look at.