Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can’t stop saying how much they love their new home in New Orleans. The people are so great, everyone is BFFs, and life is soo good. I’m sort of bored with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I think they need to re-vamp their image. Maybe Brad should shave his hair into a faux-hawk and start going by B-Rad and Angelina should start wearing that vile of blood around her neck again.. only this time it will be Jennifer Aniston’s blood! Omigod that would make for the best drama we’ve seen since Britney Spears shaved her head!

Ha. Okay, moving on to reality. Brad was quoted saying that he wants to leave Prague and go back to New Orleans. They are in Prague because Angelina is filming her new movie there. Brad said,

“It has an energy like no other place. You guys shouldn’t change a thing. I’ve got to get me some of it. I absolutely love it there. We moved our family there. We’ve got a place there and we’re intermittently going back and forth. We’re in Prague now because of work. We’ll be back there soon.”

“Living in the French Quarter is a thrill for us. We have some semblance of real family life. People have been very, very gracious with us. If we’re on the front deck, people go by and say, ‘Hi.’ Then they go on their way, very friendly.”

Real family life? Does he mean since they are soo famous and rich that it’s hard for them to be normal, like poor little me and you? Pssh, how does he know that just because the rest of us aren’t famous that we don’t lead more exciting lives than them?? Hmm? Well, I know I don’t, I just thought I’d throw that out there. Anyway, I hope they go back to New Orleans soon because I just know that paparazzi is going to ruin it for them there, too. And then where will they go?! I like to see them move. I keep hoping they’ll come to my town.