I guess the saying “like father, like son” is just a load of crap. I guess the saying should be “like sister, like brother” or something like that. Paris Hilton’s 18 year-old brother Barron Hilton got a DUI this morning after running over a gas station attendant. That’s pretty bad for even the Hilton family. I mean, Paris has multiple DUI’s, she’s got a few sex-tapes and she’s been in jail but… at least she made it to her mid-twenties. Barron, on the other hand, couldn’t even make it to the legal drinking age. That’s bad! TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, was arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 AM this morning!

Cops tell TMZ he was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.

A man who claims he was struck by Barron Hilton claims Barron was driving like a crazy man before his arrest.

Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron’s car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron’s Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.

Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron’s car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.

Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron’s car, so he couldn’t continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.

Wow. He’s definitely going to have to pay for that. That’s very bad for him, the guy he hit, their family, and pretty much everyone. I think we’re all sick of Paris enough to not need to have to hear about another stupid Hilton kid, right? Oh and get this–after all her dram, Paris wouldn’t even post bail for her little brother when he called her. His friends had to scrape together the money and find a bail bondsmen to get him out. That’s sad when you’re family doesn’t stick up for you, that’s all I have to say.