I always liked to hear stories about Avril Lavigne getting punked because I think she’s a self-righteous, snobby, mediocre, fake-ass who has an ego blown up by teen-bopper emo’s who know no better. Also, she annoys me. If there was a story that burned Avril Lavigne, Madonna, Paris Hilton, and all the other celebrities that annoy me, I swear I would throw a party. Why is it that the celebs we hate never have anything funny happen to them that we can enjoy? Ughh. Anyway.

Here’s what happened to stinky Avril, according to Page Six:

PUNK starlet Avril Lavigne was on the verge of tears New Year’s Eve when she lost the spotlight to ‘Lil Jon. The rude rapper was deejaying a countdown party at Prive, where Lavigne was slated to call the countdown. But before the stroke of midnight, onlookers saw ‘Lil Jon “grab his own mike and steal the show” from Lavigne by “holding his own coundown.” The pop princess was said to be “visibly upset” and clung to her hubby Deryck Whibley, crying “I wanted to do the countdown!” Only when servers brought out Dom Perignon did she calm down.

Oh, so the alcohol calmed her down, huh? Alcoholic! Send her to rehab! Her career is over! .. Okay, I only wish those things were true. I totally don’t love rap music but Lil Jon just jumped to the top 10 in my book of celebrities that really rock hard. I think I’m going to e-mail him and let him know how awesome he is. Then I’m going to e-mail Avril HAHAHAHAHAHA. Only.. I’m going to do it more than that. I’ll probably copy and paste HA about a trillion times. Yep.