Remember when I wrote that Ashlee Simpson was engaged to Pete Wentz and possibly pregnant with their child last July? Well that turned out to be a big fat lie. But now the same rumor is going around and I PROMISE* this time it’s 100% true. Here’s the proof:

Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby. In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

If you’re interested, you can CLICK HERE to watch that bizarre video. It’s not bizarre at all. In fact, its stupid, just like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. It makes me hate them both more because they’re trying so hard to produce this funny, viral video and instead it just further proves what tweaks they are.  And if you like Cheetos (don’t be afraid to admit it just cause Britney gave ‘em a bad rep) then don’t watch this video cause they’ll be ruined for you.

*My promises mean nothing