Part I of this post is actually titled Celebretard of the Week. And Tila Tequila was my second. If you’d like to read why she’s retarded, you can read that here.

Now, getting to the title. There are many reasons why Tila Tequila is stupid and/or retarded. And, because she is a Myspace skankwhoreface, I will never run out of reasons. She posts bulletins practically daily, letting everyone know just how great she is. Yippee!

Above is the bulletin Tila posted yesterday. I don’t get on Myspace everyday, so I had to go back through the bulletin archives to find this one. And it’s just as exceptionally retarded as the first one I posted. If you cannot see the picture clearly, here is what the bulletin says:

Hey guys!

I just now got home from another photoshoot for the COVER of a magazine that I will tell you about once it comes out. I actually have 2 really HOT covers coming out this summer so stay tuned! Yipeee! This picture in my current profile was taken today at my shoot with my shitty digicam….ugh! I swear I need to buy a new one cuz mine is soooo old, the battery part keeps falling out! hahahhaha! I’m ghetto!

Anyway, what day is it? I’m soooooo tired. I think I am going to stay home tonight and lay in my jacuzzi, listen to slow music, and wished that I had a lover to love me down tonight….cuz tonight is just one of those nights where you want to stay home and get mushy!!!! hehe….

Just wanted to holla and say wattttuppppppppp and hope ya’ll are having a good weekend so far! I am HUNGRY! I’m about to go eat some Filet Mignon and mashed pataters! MMMMMM…..

Love
Tila

Wow. I hope no one reading this is an extreme Tila Tequila fan, because they aren’t going to be happy after they’re done here. 1. Does she really need to capitalize cover? Like, she needs to make it sound more important than it really is by saying COVER of a magazine. Granted, I’ve never made the cover of a magazine because I’m not an internet whore like she is, but if I did, I can guarantee I would’nt be such a skank about it. 2. “..that I will tell you about once it comes out” can be translated to “that I’ll tell you about if it comes out, because it may or may not be a real magazine.” 3. Being confident is sexy. Being conceited makes us want to barf. So the whole “I actually have 2 really HOT covers coming out this summer..” is just too much. I would’ve been okay with “I’m going to be in Myspace the Magazine and NetSkank Magazine so keep an eye out” but she just had to say HOT and then proceed to not name these alleged magazines. 4. I don’t give a crap if her camera is bad. If she’s so famous, why doesn’t she buy a new one? She’s trying to make us feel like she’s normal.. like she thinks all of our digital cameras are shitty, too, because we aren’t models like her. Whatev. Batteries could be falling out of her ass and I still wouldn’t care. 5. “What day is it? I’m soooooo tired” means “I’m pretending like I’m super busy doing real business ventures but I was actually out grinding rich business men all night in hopes they’d spot me some money to pay my mortgage.” 6. She’s going to stay home and lay in her jacuzzi.. and she has to tell us this because her house is so cool, we wouldn’t even understand! If you read the first bulletin I put up, you’ll notice she also makes a reference to her house in that one. She likes to brag about her stupid ass house, with the piano and the windows. Blah, blah, blah. I’m guessing half of her “fans” on Myspace probably still live with their parents, in a home much nicer than hers. I can’t take her bragging. And no, I’m not jealous. I’ve got a fabulous place of my own, thanks. 7. “Hehe…” Enough said. 8. Filet Mignon and mashed pataters, huh? Well, it’s not cute to spell potatoes like that.. FYI, and I think she feels like she needs to make a point that she eats a lot and is still so thin. Evidence that this is true? Last week she wrote one of her stupid ass bulletins that was all about how she has gained more weight and she’s soo proud. I can’t go back that far to get it, or I’d put that one up too! I wonder if she knows going from a 00 to a 0 isn’t gaining weight? If she wants to impress me, she’s got to go to a size 6 and still be “famous” how she is now. Yeah, exactly.

So there’s my beef with her today. Below is a thumbnail of her bulletin after she was on NBC’s Identity. (“And how could he NOT know me from MYSPACE!” Sickening, definitely sickening.) You can say I’m hating, and hey, maybe I am. But I am just soo tired of these annoying ass girls on Myspace, and in some magazines, that think their sh*t doesn’t stink. It’s annoying.

Oh, and for those of you who haven’t been introduced to the ANNOYING MALE MYSPACE WHORES, thanks to Laura XOXO, here’s one for you to check out. Complete joke!