Angelina Jolie is always trying to bend over backwards to be so different. Girlfriend needs to chill out and just be normal. Why can’t she just have her baby at Cedars Sinai and name her Kate like a normal person? Why must she travel out of the country and name her something with a deep meaning? Sometimes it seems like they try so hard that it seems like they’re always working to stay famous. Sad. Here’s the scoop on the new baby:

Angelina’s mum, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year and the star wants to embrace her French heritage by bringing up her new tot over there. After months of house-hunting Brad and Angelina - who revealed her bump in a tight black dress at the weekend - have bought a chateau in the south of France and plan to make it their family home…The source added: “Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born and raised there.”

I guess its sort of sweet but mostly just over-the-top. They need to stop having babies, stop adopting babies, stop wearing fake hair (BRAD this means YOU!), and stop being attention whores. This, however, will never happen. Another famous couple has to do something MORE over-the-top than them for that to happen and you know Angie’s not having that.

Well, I guess the plus is that if they have the baby in France we won’t have to see their ugly mugs for a while. That’s nice to know, right?