Burn on Shannon Elizabeth. But, really, this story (featured on Popbytes) is a little unrealistic. So unrealistic that, if this story about Brad still loving Jen is true, than Shannon Elizabeth is a good actress, Lindsay Lohan isn’t a cocaine head, Britney Spears is a good mom, Jessica Simpson is really probably quite smart, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t hate America and Americans, Rosie O’Donnell isn’t obnoxious and annoying, Tara Reid doesn’t drink anymore, Paris Hilton really is changed from jail, Nicole Richie is going to be mother of the year, and Katie Price isn’t a skeeze (sorry Katie). That’s how unrealistic this story is!

I totally would love it if this story was true. First let me tell you the rumors then let me tell you why I’d love for it to be true.

According to the world’s most reliable gossip magazine (sarcasm) Star, sources say that Jane Pitt visited Jennifer Aniston on Father’s Day and told her that Brad is still in love with her. She also told Rachael Jen that Brad wanted to have 5 kids with her. Oh, the drama! Now, apparently, Jen has new hope that she and Brad can “become close friends” and by “become close friends” you know she means “get back together.”

I’d love for this to be true because it would be great drama and we wouldn’t have to hear about Lindsay and Britney anymore. Plus, now that they’d adopted like 3 kids, I’d love to see how Brad would just up and leave Angie. You know he doesn’t have the balls to do it! She’d beat his ass if he even tried! But think, if somehow he could break up with her, then we’d be seeing pics of Jen and Brad taking Shiloh to Pinkberry! Then Angie would get back together with Billy Bob. Ahh, we can dream.