Dear Katherine,

Smoking cigarettes all the time is disgusting. Just because your cigarettes cost more doesn’t make them any less disgusting. I think you smoke cigarettes more than you don’t and thats just plain wrong. How can your husband stand being around your stinky ass? You need to quit because you’re actually a pretty good actress and you’re not too bad looking. The smoking is killing it for everyone and since you run your mouth, you need all the easy points you can get. So please stop smoking, its not cool. K? Thx!

Lovies,

Hollywood Headache

P.S. We heard you were man-handling T.R. Knight when he was trying to sign autographs. That’s pretty annoying. Can you say bossy?