An Open Letter to Jared Leto
February 28th, 2008 posted to Jared Leto
Dear Jared Leto,
I know the tight pleather jacket probably gets a lot of breezies hitting on you all the time, but it’s a bit too small and it looks like something Danny Bonaduce would’ve worn ten years ago. In addition to this, I want you to know that only female celebrities should have nipple slips. That being said, you should probably thing about buttoning up that sexy shirt.. or just give it back to the serial killer that you stole it from. Now that we have those things out of the way, let’s talk about how you’re sitting. I already think you’re a horrific diva and sitting like that only furthers my suspicious that your divaness is coming from a deeply rooted gay thing you have going on. (Kissing Paris Hilton and sleeping with the sluts in Hollywood only makes me think you’re covering up something) No matter what Krista Ayne says, I still have my suspicions. And if you are gay, I must warn you that the gays don’t like mullets. In fact, I don’t think anyone is into mullets anymore so you might consider cutting your hair. And giving it a wash cause that slicked back cholo thing isn’t working for you. Oh, and, blowing on soup and munching on salad is extremely gay. If you’re going to do that, do it at home so we’re not forced to watch you be gay right in front of our eyes. Better yet, just stay at home and stop making emo music and thinking you’re a rockstar. We’re all better off without you. Panic Room was good, yes, but in general, you suck. Just wanted you to know.
Kisses,
Hollywood Headache
P.S. Just a little FYI for you. Your beard looks like the pube-beard on Jackass 2 and its definitely disgusting.
February 29th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
He he he….You’re awesome Miss H.
March 25th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Emo music? your pathetic HH. 30stm is not near being emo. You definitely don’t know anything about music.
As for stop making it. Why don’t you give it all rest with your gossip bullsh*t mkay!. Good (:
March 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Take a closer look at his spine/back, will you? Sitting like that isn’t gay, it’s just more comfortable. Or maybe even less painful. Whatever…
March 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Dear Jared Leto Lovers,
Why is it that you guys can talk shit on other celebrities but its NOT okay for anyone to talk shit about your dearest Jared Leto? My opinions are MINE and this is my site. If you don’t like, start your own site. Until then, learn how to take it!
Love always!
Ms. HH
P.S. It is emo. You’re emo too.
April 1st, 2008 at 3:05 am
I don’t love Jared Leto, but anyway…
Shit-talking: I don’t.
Mr. Leto: Not my dearest.
Your opinions: I prefer my own, based on detailed observations and smart conclusions.
And I’m not emo.
Hence the name…
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
Brain,
I am SO loving the fact that you came back! Most people leave hater comments and then don’t have the balls to return and see what I have to say back to them! It’s so annoying. It’s like they can dish it but they can’t take it!
Anyway, I was just razzing you.. You don’t have to love what I say but trust me, having to think about these celebrities all the time and write about them daily.. I sometimes go bonkers.
If you don’t care for what I say, don’t read it! I don’t have any other solutions.
Have a great week!
Ms. HH
July 8th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Um.. first of all, blowing on soup and munching on salad is not gay. If I do those things (even in public) doesn’t mean I’m gay. He sits very nice, I can’t see what your problem is. And, emo music?! Wtf?? Do you even freakin READ, their lyrics?? Or should I ask, do you even know what emo shitheads are? Its about, cutting your wrists, suicide , baby - crying & co. So please, don’t tell me about emo music and bullshit. I know this is your site, your opinions, etc. but stop exaggerating like it’s the end of the earth. Peace