Is that what we’re called a crack addiction now? Impetigo? I kid, I kid. Actually, impetigo is, according to our good friend Mr. Wiki, is “a superficial bacterial skin infection most common among children age 2–6 years. People who play close contact sports such as rugby, American football and wrestling are also susceptible, regardless of age.”

Umm, I had no idea that Amy Winehouse had time in between doing crack and walking the streets of London looking homeless to play rugby. Because I know she isn’t aged 2-6, so that leaves rugby and wrestling. Maybe she got in a wrestling match over crack with Pete Doherty? That’s probably more likely than anything else.

And if impetigo typically takes the form of a blister, why is her mouth all swollen? Something is fishy here. If I cared enough, I’d investigate but a new Snapped is on and it’s far more interesting than Wino’s gross ass mouth.

One last note: Amy Winehouse is nasty. Seriously. I’d rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup than look at pictures of Amy Winehouse. No freakin’ joke.

Snapped here I come!