These magazines are so messed up. They choose their celebrities for their “100 Most Beautiful” that will sell the most copies of the magazine, not whose really one of the most “beautiful” people. Because being beautiful means possessing wholesome and becoming qualities on the inside and out. Those qualifications alone eliminate virtually everyone famous person there is. But People Magazine doesn’t hold anybody to real standards. They pick, like I said, celebrities that sell magazines. And their newest list is beyond retarded. I mean, seriously, listen to some who made it:

Rumer Willis (WTF? She’s only famous cause her parents are Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. They probably paid to get her fug ass in there. How else could she have gotten in? She hasn’t even been in that many films.)

Sarah Silverman (WTF again. Silverman has done 1 funny thing in her career and that was the “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” video. Other than that, she sings about poop and she sucks. Not to mention she’s far from beautiful.)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker (No, no, no. These two are attention-loving paparazzi whores.)

The cast of Gossip Girl (I have never seen this show BUT I know it’s lame because its on the CW and shows like Smallville are on that network. Nuff said.)

Julianne Moore (It’s almost like they were running out of people to throw on the list because Julianne Moore hasn’t even made any good films lately.)

Vanessa Hudgens (They’re giving this title to someone who has over a handful of nude pictures floating around on the internet? That really gives the kids something to look up to. How stupid.)

Miley Cyrus (What can I even say? That horse face was bound to get it and it was obvious.)

To find out who else made the list (Kate Hudson is the cover-model), you can click here. Trust me, though, when I say you’re not  missing anything. Seriously, this has got to be the worst list they’ve ever thrown together. Better than seeing Matt Damon’s greasy face on the cover again, though.