A Law Named After Britney Spears

 

While I definitely think that Britney Spears fricken loves the attention she gets from the paps and eggs it on, I do think this law is a good idea. It would put Britney into a mental institution (again) cause she’d lose all the attention, all her boyfriends, and her friends. Hell, she might even start showing up to some of her court dates. But still, the Britney Law would be good. Here’s what it does, according to Radar:

L.A. City Councilman Dennis P. Zine wants to build a paparazzi space bubble—and not just around celebrities but the foot and car traffic, emergency care facilities, homes, and businesses they bunch up like a cheap thong. His law would create “safety zone of clear space that would protect public safety,” according to his recent city council proposal. And it would consider requiring celebrity photographers to apply for licenses. If they were found to be violating the space bubble, they’d lose their license, and the money they made off of the photos would be forfeited, though it’s unclear yet to whom. City staff are expected to take the proposed ordinance to committee by March 1.

“The straw that broke the camel’s back is the $24,000 we spent to escort an L.A. City ambulance to the hospital,” Zine tells Radar. “I’m not infringing upon the right to take a picture,” he adds, nor is he looking to pass a law to single out celebrities for special protection. the goal, he says, is to give cops a tool to control the renegade shooters. “I’m concerned about the impact they have on the general public.” Zine was an L.A.P.D. motorcycle patrol coordinator, and he still serves as a reserve cop. “It’s not only costly,” he says of the new horde, “It’s hazardous and unacceptable.”

I agree–its so stupid that hundreds of people swarm around famous people. If I lived in Los Angeles or New York, I’d have a serious anger problem. Worse than I do now. I wouldn’t be able to take the traffic (and other crap) constantly slowing me down. I’d hate all celebrities, I’m pretty sure. What do you all think about the passing of a possible Britney law??

Edit: You can thank Google for this old ass picture of Britney and Justin eating lunch together. I bet she sees these type of pictures and is like “why did I ever cheat on him?” because thats most definitely what I’d be thinking.

Posted On : February 13th, 2008
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted To : Britney Spears

2 Responses to “A Law Named After Britney Spears”

  1. [...] WTF [...]

  2. They can afford to move to say…Idaho! They are attention whores and would die without the intrusion! Run a few over and they will move!

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