Anytime that a celebrity tells off Paris Hilton, or at least just embarrasses her, I’m pretty happy. My mom thinks that I’m too negative–she’s says I always write about how much I dislike certain celebrities and I never write anything nice. Well, I’ve got to say I think that’s untrue and if celebrities were less of selfish, retarded idiots who tried to be positive instead of lazy and retarded, then I’d have more nice things to say when I write. With that said, I must say that there really is nothing nice to say about Paris Hilton, so this post is exempt from that “trying to be nicer” rule. I mean, really, there is nothing good about her. She lies, does drugs, is racist, sleeps around, talks trash, and has no morals. Not to mention that wonk eye had been getting out of control lately. Now that we’ve established Paris Hilton isn’t a good person, I will continue with a funny story of her getting dissed and I will not hide how happy it makes me. From PageSix:

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

Now that’s just downright funny. 50 probably felt obligated to give her a shout out but, while he was doing it, he probably felt really irritated. He’s seen those videos of her throwing the n word around and he’s not having any of it. I’m guessing since he was seen kissing up on her at the MTV VMA’s he’s seen the video. At that time he probably hadn’t seen it. I bet he felt duped once he saw it. I would. Paris should be crying. She’s annoying and thinks she is wayy more important than she really is. Seriously. This story made my morning!