When will Miley Cyrus ever learn that she cannot take slutty pictures of herself unless she wants them to be leaked to the internet for the world to see? I mean, this is the third time this has happened so I really don’t have much sympathy for her. In fact, I’m beginning to think she may be doing this on purpose. If you ask me, Miley is too young to be acting like this big of a slut-whore already but I guess she’s just getting an early start for the rest of her life, huh? Below are the other two slutty Miley Cyrus pictures. Apparently a guy hacked her e-mail and found these… and according to him, there are nude ones he’s looking to sell. These photos were apparently for Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Yuck to all of this. More leaked Miley Cyrus cell phone pictures below.

If you aren’t sure who Ted Casablanca is, let me fill you in. He writes a blog called The Awful Truth that is featured on the E! website and he’s extremely annoying. I’m not sure if he’s annoying because he’s a metro old guy who desperately wants to be important or if he’s just annoying because he writes like a 13-year old over AOL but either way, he’s annoying. Anyway, he’s claiming he believes that Paris Hilton could be pregnant with boyfriend Benji Madden’s baby. Why, you ask? Here’s why, according to good ‘ol Teddy’s ramblings:

She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.”
Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

Translation of that tween talk: Paris isn’t drinking and she’s usually a drunken mess so she may be with child. All the rest of that shit above is just frill. Oh, and just so he knows, “fer sure” isn’t funny or cool or witty. It’s quite annoying, actually so Ted, please stop.

I doubt Paris is pregnant but I could see her faking it for attention. She is a huge attention whore… among other things, of course.

Finally! Angelina Jolie gave birth to the twins she’s been pregnant with. Saturday in France is when the miracle happened via C section. She had a boy and girl. Their names are Knox Leon (the boy who weighed 5 lbs 3 oz) and Vivienne Marcheline (the girl who weighed 5lbs). Knox was named after Brad Pitt’s grandpa and Vivienne’s middle name came from Angelina’s mother’s name. How sweet! Now they have 3 girls in their clan and 3 boys. THEY CAN STOP NOW! No pictures of the two angels yet but the Mayor of Nice, France held a press conference to show off the birth certificates of the babies. They are not Americans! Maybe Brad and Angie will do us (and Rachel Green) a favor and just live in France forever! If its soo great, STAY! But quit cashing your American checks worth millions then, assholes!

Guess who has an ass full of cellulite! *Yeeeah!*

39 Year Old John Lennon interview *HollywoodBackwash*

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson= Love *CityRag*

Kate Moss is really an idiot. No, really. *Celeb Warship*

Ashley Kaufmann wants to be a Lohan but WHY? *Allie is Wired*

Hayden Panettiere got a hair cut… really short. *The Superficial*

Jamie Lynn has already sold her baby out to cover OK! magazine. She gives a brief interview about what her delivery was like and what life is like with a new baby. I read the mini article and it made me yawn. Seriously, it was tiring. They seem really boring. I guess we expect more out of Jamie Lynn since her sister is such a fuck up but she’s honestly a bore. And she lies. Here’s what she said about Maddie:

“She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.”

No screaming and crying? I don’t believe it. Jamie Lynn is trying so hard to make her teen-mom drama look like a fairy tale that she’s come up with this lie: my baby doesn’t cry! I call bullshit!

Samantha Ronson buy Lindsay Lohan a ring *HollywoodBackwash*

Jamie Pressly looks great in her black bikini *Yeeeah!*

Kate Hudson naked, nude and tattooed *City Rag*

A dollar store using Angelina Jolie’s face on their stuff. LOL! *AllieisWired*

Charlotte Church’s hubby and son are cute! *CelebWarship*

Brigitte Nielsen gets plastic surgery on German TV *Dlisted*

Mariah Carey is on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Elle Magazine. Inside the issue Mariah talks about her marriage to Nick Cannon, her new body and her album. People are saying this magazine cover looks really photoshopped but I happen to think this cover is the least photoshopped cover that Mariah has done in a long time. I think she looks really natural and very skinny BUT she is skinny now so we know it’s not fake! Good for her!

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with she and her husband Pete Wentz’s first child. When she is photographed wearing those long dresses that she likes she looks pregnant. In these pictures, however, her boobs look big and and looks a little bloated but not pregnant. Come on, Ashlee, just go to the beach in a bikini like Nicole Richie did. We want those photos! On a side note, I’m kind of getting used to that red hair.

Drew Barrymore, 33, and her boyfriend Justin Long, 30, have officially broken up. Justin Long is forever going to be known as the older guy who looks 15 years old as well as the being the Mac guy. ANYWAY!

The couple got together in September 2007. Drew’s spokesperson confirmed the split but would say nothing else. Drew Barrymore dates a lot so I bet she’ll be over this quite soon. Still, I sort of figured that these two would be together longer. Forever? I can’t see Drew with anyone forever but a long time? Yes.

Camilla Alves, the girlfriend of Matthew McConaughey, gave birth to their first child yesterday afternoon. The baby boy weighed 7lbs 4oz but a name has yet to be released.

This is the first child for both Camilla and Matthew. I wonder if they will get married? I also kind of wonder if Camilla has money of her own or if Matthew is her money train? Anyway. Congratulations to them.

UPDATE: The baby’s name is Levi Alves McConaughey.  Hey, it could’ve been worse. Apparently, though, Levi is a biblical name that is alternate for Matthew. I guess that makes it harder to make fun of. Not impossible though.