Mary-Kate Olson was recently on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her new film The Wackness. While there, she mentioned that she had gone to high school with Spencer Pratt and that he had a bad temper. That’s pretty much all she said (but if you’d like to read what was said, you can do that here). Then, Spencer Pratt went crazy. Here’s what he said about MK to UsMagazine:

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

Umm, does he seriously think 1. MK needs him to get attention 2. He’s more famous than MK 3. He’s famous at all and 4. Anyone cares about him? He is such a douche bag it’s absolutely ridiculous. Seriously. I can’t even stand him. I hope MK puts a hit on his head! She can afford it!

I love that Pamela Anderson is so stupid that she would actually call another woman any negative names, especially a whore. Umm, excuse me Pamela, isn’t it YOU that has a sex tape? Exactly.

So Pamela Anderson is a spokesperson for PETA and Jessica Simpson was photographed wearing a shirt that says “Real Girls Eat Meat” (above). Apparently this shirt pissed of Pamela and lead her to say this about Jessica Simpson:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Wow. That’s a low even for Pamela Anderson. I mean, WTF? Pamela is photographed carrying leather handbags, too. I don’t think she gets that being a spokesperson for PETA means she can’t carry or wear ANY animal products. At least Jessica Simpson isn’t going to be a PETA spokesperson and she’s doing that she believes. Pam is just a slutty old hypocrite.

And Pam, check out these non-whore pictures of you below. Uh-huh, that’s what I thought.

Personally, I think Britney should work her ass off to get as fit and hot as possible and then come back and blow everyone away at the VMAs. I mean, last year in Las Vegas she completely blew it but this year, who says she can’t do it? I mean, with the help of her dad she’s gotten her life back together in a big way. But would MTV allow it?

“Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?” Van Toffler, president of MTV Networks Music Group, told the Associated Press Friday. When asked if he was just joking, Toffler said, “Sorta.”

“Who knows?” he said.

I wish that she would just make a bomb comeback already and wipe that smug ass grin off Rihanna and Justin Timberlakes faces! Jerks. I say bring Britney back to perform “Break the Ice” or even a new song. What do you think, she Britney get another chance?

SOURCE 

Nicole Scherzinger at Nelson Mandela’s Bday *Bastardly*

Sienna Miller has affairs with married men *Yeeeah!*

Amy Winehouse punches a fan.. what next? *Hollywood Backwash*

A day in the life of Britney Spears’ Ugg Boots *CityRag*

A death in the Osbourne family.. guess who *Seriously? OMG! WTF?*

Prince Harry caught looking mighty shirtless *Dlisted*

Celebrity Best & Worst beach bodies.. good stuff *The Skinny Website*

Uma Thurman is engaged to her Swiss multimillionaire boyfriend, Arpad “Arki” Busson, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

“I can confirm she is engaged,” Stephen Huvane said on Friday. New York’s Daily News was first to report the engagement.

In return for saying yes, the actress received some serious sparkle: an 8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones. “It’s the most beautiful piece I’ve ever seen,” says a close source of the diamond ring. “Arki did a wonderful job.”

The pair began dating last summer after attending a private dinner together in Milan. Since then, their relationship quickly heated up despite the fact that the couple lived on different continents (she is based in New York, he in London).

It would be the third marriage for Thurman, who has a son and daughter with ex Ethan Hawke, whom she divorced in 2003. Her marriage to Gary Oldman ended in 1992. Busson has two sons with former supermodel Elle Macpherson, from whom he split in 2005.

No wedding date has been set, says the source.

PEOPLE 

Lucy Liu looking stupid *Bastardly*

Venus Williams got skinny! *HollywoodBackwash*

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Splitting up?? *Yeeeah!*

Charlize Theron looking healthy *TheSkinnyWebsite*

Denzel’s wife is looking rough *Bossip*

Angelina Jolie is still pregnant with twins *AllieisWired*

I used the phrase “demanding diva” because, as a title, is sounds better than “cold, ruthless bitch” but in reality, I mean the latter of the two phrases. But honestly, are you surprised? Jennifer Lopez just looks like an unbearably rude, nasty woman who cares only about herself. She always talks about her “fans” but you know she doesn’t give a damn. Now that she’s had kids she thinks people are more interested in her so now she’s even more big-headed, bossy, and bitchy but in reality, I think we’re all tired of her big, make-up-y face. Aren’t you? I am. Here’s the scoop on her being a demanding diva (aka cold, ruthless bitch):

Jennifer Lopez was a diva with a capital D shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile, near where she lives with hubby Marc Anthony. “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.” J.Lo’s rep did not return a call.”

Her rep didn’t return the call because she’s probably holding a knife to his throat as we speak. She’s threatening that if he ever tells anyone how she really is, she’ll cut him to pieces. Then she probably reminded him of that movie she was in, Enough, where she learned how to sort of fight. “I will do that to you” she says to him.

Poor guy. He should really get a new job. Even Katherine Heigl would be better to work for!

Well, I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars but I’ve seen pictures of Cheryl Burke all done up and I’ll tell you what.. the whole “natural beauty” thing isn’t working for her. She needs make-up, Spanx, and a jazzy costume to sell herself! I’m looking at her going “How is this broad famous?” I know I’m overly critical but seriously. She’s really got a big ass, too. What do you guys think about her?

Okay that sounds terrible but it may be true. People Magazine is reporting that Heather Locklear, former star of the greatest show ever Melrose Place (I’ve actually never seen it but it looked pretty skanky), has checked herself into a mental health facility type of thing. Why? Because she’s really anxious. About what I’m not sure but here’s what her rep has said:

“Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released.“

Anxiety and depression, huh? That actually sounds serious. The reason I can’t take it serious is because celebrities go in and out of these things like they are bathrooms. I’ll wait til she’s on The View talking about it to believe it’s real. Seriously.

Gisele needs Kleenex! *Bastardly*

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are nekked *Yeeeah!*

Jessica Alba is chubby! WTF! *HollywoodBackwash*

Kobe Bryant’s wife has a booty! *Bossip*

Jack Black looking quite tubby *TheSkinnyWebsite*

Paris Hilton doesn’t know how to walk *AllieisWired*

Doesn’t Pam Anderson get tired of herself? *CityRag*