Honestly, can the biggest two douche bags in the world, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, be trusted to confirm anything, even if it isn’t important? I really don’t think so. Anyway if there was a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape, would anyone care to see it? I mean, she’s got a Gucci pump so far up her ass that she can never let loose on camera, just imagine what she is like in the bedroom (borinnnnggg!). Plus, Jason is a hairy beast and I’m definitely not trying to see him naked, either.

Of course, of all places they could’ve done this, Heidi and Spencer “confirmed” the sex tape on the stupid ass Tyra Banks show. Seriously, Tyra? Homegirl is the fakest talk show host ever. She wants to exercise her blackness to get black viewers but then she wants to be white for everything else. She’s ugly and lame. (Damn I’m grouchy today).

I hope Heidi and Spencer just disappear. That would be nice. Lauren, too. Hell, add Tyra to that.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a total stuck up bitch that thinks she is too good for everyone and everything (except Madonna and the British). If you’ve read this site before, you know I am definitely not a fan of hers. In fact, she’s on my top 5 list of celebrities I hate, Madge taking the number one spot.

Paltrow is in the new Ironman movie (which I have to go see because my fiance loved the comic-cartoon) co-starring with Robert Downey Jr. On the set, she hurt her knee and Jon Favreau, the director, thought she was faking it. I love it.

“I kept exercising and running around in the movie. Then it really started to expand. In one scene I’m running away from Ironmonger - the bad Iron Man - and I said to John, ‘My knee is really hurting, I don’t know how many times I can do this.’ He was rolling his eyes, saying ‘you’re fine’. But I went to the doctor and I had a fracture so bad they had to do surgery the next day. They put cement in there! So I felt very smug and he apologised. It still doesn’t feel right. I had a nerve problem. My legs don’t feel the same. Sometimes it happens with surgery. If I get a wax, one leg hurts more than the other.”

I bet bitch was so smug and nasty when she found out something was actually really wrong with her knee. I bet Jon was praying her knee was fine just so he could say I told you so. Say I told you so and tell her to stop being such a snotty bitch!

These magazines are so messed up. They choose their celebrities for their “100 Most Beautiful” that will sell the most copies of the magazine, not whose really one of the most “beautiful” people. Because being beautiful means possessing wholesome and becoming qualities on the inside and out. Those qualifications alone eliminate virtually everyone famous person there is. But People Magazine doesn’t hold anybody to real standards. They pick, like I said, celebrities that sell magazines. And their newest list is beyond retarded. I mean, seriously, listen to some who made it:

Rumer Willis (WTF? She’s only famous cause her parents are Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. They probably paid to get her fug ass in there. How else could she have gotten in? She hasn’t even been in that many films.)

Sarah Silverman (WTF again. Silverman has done 1 funny thing in her career and that was the “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” video. Other than that, she sings about poop and she sucks. Not to mention she’s far from beautiful.)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker (No, no, no. These two are attention-loving paparazzi whores.)

The cast of Gossip Girl (I have never seen this show BUT I know it’s lame because its on the CW and shows like Smallville are on that network. Nuff said.)

Julianne Moore (It’s almost like they were running out of people to throw on the list because Julianne Moore hasn’t even made any good films lately.)

Vanessa Hudgens (They’re giving this title to someone who has over a handful of nude pictures floating around on the internet? That really gives the kids something to look up to. How stupid.)

Miley Cyrus (What can I even say? That horse face was bound to get it and it was obvious.)

To find out who else made the list (Kate Hudson is the cover-model), you can click here. Trust me, though, when I say you’re not  missing anything. Seriously, this has got to be the worst list they’ve ever thrown together. Better than seeing Matt Damon’s greasy face on the cover again, though.

Gone Baby Gone actress Michelle Monaghan at the premiere of her new movie Made of Honor which co-stars actor Patrick Dempsey. If you’re interested in reading about the movie and seeing more pictures from the red carpet premiere, click here to visit my friends over at Bastardly who have all of it covered for you.

Here is Anna Farris at the Hollywood Life Magazine 10th Annual Young Hollywood Awards. I’ve never seen her act in a serious role but I think she’s really cute and chipper. I like her. My fiance thinks she looks weird but I don’t see it. Even though the Scary Movie series were pretty lame, she did a good job in being a funny ditz. Here are some hot pictures of her, for those of you that are interested!

This is Hulk Hogan rubbing his daughter Brooke Hogan down with sunscreen. Looking closely, this is Hulk wiping his hands all over his daughters ass and inner thighs. This is disgusting. I don’t think either of your parents should be rubbing your butt and thighs when you’re in your twenties. It’s just wrong. I mean, Miley Cyrus sat in Billy Ray’s lap and that was creepy. THIS, then in comparison, is like sexual harassment or something. YUCK! More weird pictures of this at Dlisted.

Remember that hooker that got a minute of fame because she had sex with Eliot Spitzer? Well, now she’s really trying to milk that minute of fame. Now she’s suing Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis for using her name and likeness and for producing stills of the video she was in when she was underage.

This is a tough one to take sides on because both of these people have no morals and are strickly about money. I mean, this chick, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, wouldn’t even be complaining about this whole Girls Gone Wild thing if she hadn’t been brought into the public because of Spitzer. She’d be loving the attention. Hell, she IS loving the attention. She is just complaining to get more attention and hopefully more money. God forbid this child just get a real job like the rest of us.

Joe Francis, however, is no angel. In fact, he is an alleged rapist and convicted money grubbing scum bag. So really, what right does he have to tell anybody he can sell pictures of them? I mean, legally, he’s probably right but where does he get off thinking that what he does for a living is okay and worth anyones time? Seriously. He’s such a piece of shit it’s almost funny.

I wonder how this lawsuit will turn out. I bet she doesn’t get a penny.

Amy Poehler, the SNL comedian who is currently starring the movie Baby Mama, is expecting her first child with husband and fellow comedian Will Arnett. The couple, who married in 2003,  starred in the movie  Blades of Glory together. Their baby is due in the fall.
Congratulations to them!  I really, really like both Amy and Will. They are both super funny and seem like they have a really good relationship. I hope everything goes well for them! Congrats!!

I love Sex and the City. I’ve seen every episode almost 4 times. I cried my eyes out when Carrie broke up with Aidan. Hello, he took you back after you cheated on him with Mr. Big and now you just don’t want to marry him?! Stupid! But I’m looking forward to the movie cause I loved the show. Knowing now, though, that Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall had beef on set somehow alters my perception of the whole thing. Finally Kim has addressed those rumors. She said:

“Do you get along with your colleagues all the time? If you’re spending 18 hours a day at work, the last thing you want to do is go and have a drink with the people who you just (spend the day with). You just need to get away.”

I agree with her on that. But I heard that the reason she was pissed at Sarah Jessica Parker was because she produced and therefore got a lot of power over the creative direction of the show. Also, Kim felt her character was just as important as Sarah’s but her paycheck didn’t reflect that. Oh, isn’t it always money? On getting paid a fair amount for the film, Kim said she had to fight for it:

 “I never expected to be paid what Sarah was being paid. But I felt that the offer was not worthy of what the three of us had contributed. And I spoke up about it. I feel like I stuck my neck out. I fought. I don’t ever want to be on a set where I feel undervalued.”

I agree with that, too. She may be a bitch in real life but she seems honest and well spoken. Now I want to hear what Sarah Jessica Parker has to say!

Lately there has been a lot of controversy surrounding Disney star Miley Cyrus. She has been taking sort of revealing and questionable pictures of herself and they’ve been coming back to bite her in the ass. The solution to this problem is just to take away the kid’s digital camera. But now she’s done a photo shoot with the famous Annie Lebowitz for Vanity Fair magazine. The pictures are weird and a little creepy but they’re far more tame than her own personal pictures… I think. But really what the hell do I know? Judge for yourself below.