Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green *Bastardly*

Eliot Spitzer’s 2nd hooker *Dlisted*

Where celebrities live *INO*

Kelly Clarkson getting thin *SkinnyWebsite*

Ali Lohan’s plastic surgery *Yeeeah!*

Nas and Kelis out and about *Bossip*

Yummiest Carrot Cake ever! *TPWC*

I’d like to read a tell-all from this lady because if Robin Williams isn’t still on drugs, I just don’t know what his deal is! Actor Robin Williams and his wife of 19-years, Marsha Garces Williams, are getting divorced. Marsha filed for divorce on March 21, 2008 stating “irreconcilable differences” as the reason. She just chose that because “my husband is an annoying crack head” wasn’t an option! Just kidding.. but seriously, Robin Williams is pretty wacky, isn’t he?

The couple got married in 1989 and have two children together; an 18-year old daughter and a 16-year old son.

I don’t know the pre-nup situation but Marsha is a producer (she produced Mrs. Doubtfire and Patch Adams) so she must have some of her own money. Let’s hope this doesn’t turn ugly like the divorce of Bassinger-Baldwin!

No, Jamie Lynn, don’t do it! Just because you’re having his baby doesn’t mean that you need to marry him! I can’t take two Spears girls with divorces under their belts! Grr. Rumor has it that Jamie Lynn Spears received an engagement ring from her boyfriend and baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. That has mess written all over it! People reports:

Spears, 16, has been flashing the rock to friends and family around Louisiana and Mississippi, a source close to the family tells PEOPLE.

“She’s got an engagement ring,” the source says. “She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”

Spears and her 18-year-old fiancé are expecting the baby this summer. No official word yet on a wedding date for the couple.

Well, at least she thinks she is doing the right thing which means she’s at least trying. More than I can say for her crazy ass sister Britney. I just really want this whole “Jamie Lynn Pregnant” thing to turn out to be a really good Ashton Kutcher prank of some sort. Wouldn’t that make us all a whole lot happier?

Heather Mills just won about $50 million of Paul McCartney’s money AND dumped a glass of water over his lawyers head, what more could she possibly want? As it is, she doesn’t deserve what she’s getting after ONLY four years of marriage. But now she’s hiring forensic accountants to prove that Sir Paul is worth £800 million, not the £400 million he claims.

Heather Mills is trying to prove Sir Paul McCartney is worth much more than the £400million he claimed in their divorce battle.

She has told friends she is employing a team of forensic accountants to examine her former husband’s finances.

Such information, she hopes, will lead to the divorce ruling being overturned and see more money go to their daughter Beatrice, four.

Um, is “money for Beatrice” code for “more money for Heather” because thats what I think it means.  This lady is so greedy that she just needs to stop, take a second, and think about her craziness. That or Sir Paul needs to use some of those millions and have her “taken care of” if you know what I mean.

There are just too many crack temptations around Amy Winehouse in the UK so apparently her record company is so concerned with her health that they are sending her to a rehab facility in South Africa. The Sun reports:

Crack addict Amy, 24 — whose looks have been ravaged by drugs — also had cuts on her arm as she popped out near her London home.

A source said: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again.

“There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.

“Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”

She really needs to get sober because she’s a talented girl and she’s just wasting all of it. The impetigo she has is really nasty and since its made worse by all the crack, its extra nasty. The only way I see her getting sober is by getting rid of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, and starting fresh somewhere she’s never been. I hope this stint at rehab takes!

Rihanna in Moscow *Bastardly*

Marcia Cross’s donation *ICYDK*

Amanda Bynes has hot legs *SkinnyWebsite*

Lohan promoting Arriva still *Yeeeah!*

Miley is gross and annoying *CelebWarship*

Eva is ugly *Celebslam*

Ryan Phillippe can’t take it *Dlisted*

Everyone knows that there is only a handful of starlets in Hollywood that actually stay thin by diet, exercise, and all that healthy real junk. The other huge group of celebrities that are thin–Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Bosworth, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Katie Holmes, Mary Kate Olsen, Madonna, Kelly Ripa–are doing so via prescription drugs, illegal drugs, or eating disorders. I’m really more shocked that a lot of people put their faith into people like Lindsay Lohan and think they can look like her through diet and exercise! It’s sad that all these famous people are so messed up and that they’ve skewed reality for younger girls and teenagers. But reading this allows you to see how far some take and just how stupid it really is.

When Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, police said they found cocaine in her pocket. Paris Hilton recently admitted to talk host Larry King that she takes Adderall for attention-deficit disorder. Both drugs are often used by women looking to lose weight.
At the moment, Adderall is the latest diet-drug craze in Hollywood. The number of celebrities addicted to it continues to rise. Female celebrities recently arrested - from Paris to Nicole Richie, from Lindsay to Britney Spears - all reportedly have used prescription Adderall. It keeps you awake while killing the appetite.
Some celebrities also take Clenbuterol, known as Clen. Commonly prescribed to treat respiratory problems in horses, in humans it can cause fat loss.
Manhattan-based trainer Justin Gelband, who works with catwalk and catalogue models, says: “Diet pills and steroids are huge right now. After Kate Moss was caught supposedly doing coke, the modeling agencies started to crack down on girls using hard-core drugs like cocaine and heroin to stay slim.

It will be a cold day in hell when I’m taking horse pills just so I don’t gain a few pounds! Geesh. This girls are just driven crazy by the idea of being rail thin, aren’t they? Of all the girls in Hollywood that are too thin, have been too thin, or are currently getting too thin, which one DO YOU THINK has the biggest problem? Let me know then we’ll do a poll!

Finally, yesterday a law suit was filed against the Hogan family by the family of John Graziano (the friend that was with Nick when he totaled his car last year). Everyone knew it was only a matter of time before the family was going to sue the Hogans for everything. (Edit: I think Nick was acting stupid and driving out of control. He should definitely get punished. But.. would this family be suing them if Nick Bollea wasn’t Nick Hogan? Probably not. And they must take into account that John got into the car with his friend, knowing that there would be a race..) Anyway, the family of John Graziano is asking for lots and lots of money:

The suit will seek damages in the millions, said attorney George Tragos, but the exact amount is not known because it remains unclear how expensive Graziano’s care will be. Tragos said the former Marine’s medical bills already exceed $1 million.

Graziano is still in a semi-conscious coma, where he responds only to heat and touch. It is unknown whether or not he will ever come out of the coma. Nick Hogan should definitely be held responsible for this but I don’t know that suing his family is going to make anything better. It won’t restore their son back to normal, at least.

P. Diddy is really trying to make “bitchassness” happen. He said it on his show, Making the Band 8 trillion, and now he’s trying to make it really be big. He wants it to be the new fierce. So, if you like P. Diddy a lot or if you think it’s as funny as he does (which I definitely don’t), then you can buy the shirt above. It’s obviously made by P. Diddy, so it’s the Sean John brand. I think its quite stupid but hey, you can make that decision yourself.  It cost $30. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be clean and sober now so should she really be hanging out with Samantha Ronson? Didn’t Samantha Ronson take Lindsay to a place where all the paps would be when she was high out of her mind and get paid for it by the paps? Yeah, that’s not shady or anything. Anyway, Lindsay’s wearing that hideous sweater-dress again. Last time she wore it people thought she was pregnant. She looks better in it this time around, perhaps shes slimmed down through diet and exercise (ha).  Anyway, here is Lohan with her BFF Samantha Ronson leaving Villa and Katsuya last night in Los Angeles.