As you can see, the celebrities have sent out their Christmas cards and want to wish all the small people a Merry Christmas! Okay.. so these aren’t real. The guy over at PlanetHiltron.com made ‘em all but whatever. They’re still funny and photo-shopped quite well if I may say so myself. Enjoy ‘em.  They’re my Christmas gift to all of you. Oh and the Sarah Jessica Parker one is my favorite. She looks so shocked yet.. so calm.

Halle Berry has a weird pregnancy, doesn’t she? It comes out of no where and it seems like she’s been pregnant for like, 13 months, and now she’s got this perfect bump, almost like its fake. Hmm, a bit odd but maybe it’s just me. Anyway, here’s a picture of Halle Berry wearing a black pea coat and Christian Louboutin boots. Okay I don’t know that they’re Christian Louboutin’s but I just like to say Louboutin in my head. LOO-BOO-TIN. Am I saying that right? Oh, who cares.

Halle is pregnant with her model/whatever boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey’s baby.  She is due in the Spring. It’s going to be a panda!*

When asked about her pregnancy, the Catwoman star** told People magazine:

“Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”

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*When I was little, I went to this babysitting who ran a balloon/tacky gift shop out of the den in her house. One day this crankster lady came in and wanted my babysitter to put a Panda bear inside of a balloon as a gift for her boyfriend. A panda was perfect for her man, according to the meth face, because she was white and he was black and they were creating a panda. How cheap, warm, tacky, fuzzy, and nice.

**I used the word “star” pretty loosely there because, as we all know, Catwoman was a little less than a hit so when a movie bombs and you’re the lead, you’re not really a “star” are you. I could’ve said Monster’s Ball star or something like that but I like to take the opportunity to bring up how shitty Catwoman was whenever I get the chance. It’s more fun that way.

Merry Christmas.

I know, I know… I’ve used the same Christmas picture of Katie Price for the last two years but.. it’s my favorite! Just wanted to wish all my readers a very Merry Christmas! I hope everyone enjoys time with their family and friends, eats a lot of good food, drinks only a little bit too much (and doesn’t drive), and gets to sit in a warm home and relax! If you get done doing all that a bit early, feel free to check out some good gossip stories:

Christmas pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt circa 2006 *Bastardly* 

Victoria Beckham in a small, black dress looking too skinny *The Skinny Website* 

Pictures of a bikini-clad Michelle Marsh, in case you’re bored *Celebslam* 

Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, and Kelly Osbourne hanging out (Site NSFW) *Drunken Stepfather* 

Angelina Jolie and her daughter Zahara.. they look weird together *ICYDK* 

Topanga aka Danielle Fishel got arrested for a DUI! Wonder what Corey thinks? *The Superficial* 

Criss Angel and Pam Anderson hanging out.. that’s a lot of disease and nasty in one place *WWTDD* 

Ahh, what a great time to turn yourself into the clink! Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Facility yesterday evening, will be serving  her time in jail due to violation of probation (not doing her community service and toying with her ankle bracelet). Actor Kiefer Sutherland will be serving his time in jail for DUIs.

I bet their parents are so proud they can hardly stand it! For Michelle, being in jail ain’t so bad. She probably loves being the center of attention in the jail (since she gets no attention in Hollywood from other celebs) and she’s surrounded by manly women who want to get with her (and since she’s a lesbian that’s got to be something she’s thinking about!) so what could make this a negative thing?!

Kiefer, on the other hand, is probably miserable out of his mind! He probably doesn’t even know he’s in jail.. homegirl just wants to get his hands on some drink and then he’ll be allllll better!

Ahh, Merry Christmas to everyone!

Knocked Up star Katherine Heigl, who has recently been in the tabloids for being ungrateful and badmouthing Judd Apatow (director of Knocked Up), got married to singer Josh Kelley in Park City, Utah on Sunday December 23rd. According to sources, her Grey’s Anatomy co-stars like Sandra Oh, T.R. Knight, and Kate Walsh were in attendance. Congratulations to her and her new hubby, Josh!

Does anyone want to make predictions on A. how long the marriage will last, B. what will be the cause of the marriage failing, and C. who will dump who? I’ve got a Starbucks gift card (maybe) for the person who gets all three of these right!

Oh, and like I said earlier today, Merry Christmas Eve (What can I say, the holidays make me evil!)

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Well, uh, at least this story isn’t about Britney Spears taking a paparazzi dude to her hotel with her. That’s the positive side… right?

Can you be a sex addict when you’re coked out of your mind? Cause if you’re banging out hella dudes while you’re drunk and high, is that being a sex addict or is that just reaping the side effects of the drugs? Someone answer me that! Cause I don’t believe for a second that Lindsay Lohan is clean and sober. Girlfriend looks like she got run over by the Ugly train about a thousand times. Wait, didn’t she look better before? Umm, yeah, that’s suspicious.

Now her ex-boyfriend (which we all knew would happen sooner than later) is talking to the tabloids about Lindsay and her addiction to sex. Why doesn’t he just tell the truth and say she’s addicted to drugs, alcohol, bulimia, sex, money, women, men, blah blah blah.. at least then it would be the truth. Riley said,

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Just because you’re a dirty snatch with no morals doesn’t make you an addict. Being an addict is for reals and we can’t have Lindsay ruining that title for all the real addicts with problems, can we! So let’s settle and just say she’s a confused, gross skank. Oh, and, Merry Christmas Eve

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You know what pisses me off? Up until this whole Jamie Lynn pregnancy drama, I had pretty much stopped writing about Britney Spears and her pointless, daily crap. I was beginning to like celebrity blogging again! And with Lindsay and Paris laying low, I got a chance to write about new people and good stuff. But now… thats all down the drain because Britney and her little sister are in the news so much and will be now for a long time. What a crappy Christmas gift that is. I’d rather have coal.

Anyway. I guess Britney was pretty pissed off to find out from the media that Jamie Lynn was pregnant.

 Britney felt betrayed and left out when Jamie Lynn did not come to her first.”..Britney called her sister and became upset when she wouldn’t answer or return her call…”Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” says the family insider, who added that Jamie Lynn often had to suffer her sister’s tantrums when they were growing up. “She loves Britney, not Britney’s temper.”Though Britney, 26, and Jamie Lynn, 16, have since spoken about the pregnancy, their conversations have been “clinical” and awkward. “Their relationship is estranged,” says the source. “Jamie Lynn does not recognize Britney as the sister she grew up with, so she has gone to her friends, her boyfriend and her mom when she needs someone.” “It is mostly by Britney’s choice,” says the insider. “She is so self-absorbed in her own life that she has forgotten what is important in life, like her family.”

Whatever though. I don’t blame Jamie Lynn. Britney IS self-absorbed and she wants all the attention, you can tell. And you can’t trust a crack-head like Britney. She probably would’ve sold the story to OK! to get Starbucks money. I’m going to laugh my ass off when Jamie Lynn ends up being a better mother than Britney. Then Britney will really have a reason to be depressed. In terms of the long run, I guess that is a gift enough.. breaking Britney down even more.

I wonder what K-Fed is thinking right now? You know part of him is wishing he would’ve hooked up with JL and that it was his baby. Think of all the money he’d be getting right about now?! The ultimate Spears jackpot!

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Who’d have ever thought this might be a possibility? Actually, I’m sure its not a real possibility but I feel as if I must at least put it out there, you know? Okay, so here it goes…

Fellow Nickelodeon co-stars Lil’ Romeo and Jamie Lynn Spears may have more of a connection than just being children’s television show stars. How? It is rumored that Lil’ Romeo could be the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ child. What a skank! Sex at 16 is one thing, but sex at 16 with more than one person.. what a whore! And that’s sad because Jamie Lynn is so pretty and seems like she has her head on straight.. or did.

Besides that rumor, Jamie Lynn’s ex-boyfriend Casey Aldridge is actually 18, not 19 as previously reported. In addition, Jamie Lynn tells OK! Magazine that she and Casey never lived together, as previously rumored. She lives with her mom Lynne and he lives with his parents. Hmm, that actually makes me feel a little better about the situation. But still, she’s 16 years old and pregnant. Am I the only one who thinks this is a really big deal? Geez.

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed by Tony Parker — Eva’s hubby — against X17, the photo agency that published reports and text messages alleging that he cheated on Eva Longoria shortly after the couple were married.

claiming, “X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.”

X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had “an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months.”

The San Antonio Spur seems particularly pissed that X17 never sought to “verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or….anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations.”

The suit states, “Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant.”

The suit seeks at least $20 million.

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It’s true; the once buff and buxom actress is now rail thin with almost no defining body features. It’s quite sad to see someone who was once such a good idol to look up (for body image health) to turn into such a bag of skin and bones. It’s icky! But she didn’t get skinny for the same reasons other stars, like Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton, do. Instead, she blames her weight loss on an extremely stressful year.

“The thing that’s disturbing is that instead of people saying, ‘This looks like a person that’s actually dealing with something, probably from emotions,’ they say, ‘Does she fit into skinny jeans and look thin?’” Jolie said.

“I want people to understand who I am as a person is not somebody that’s trying to look thin, but just trying to work through a very difficult year,” she said.

I hope it’s true that she lost weight because of the stress because that means when things get less stressful, she’ll get thinner. I wonder what she eats on an average day? You never see her carrying a Starbucks cup or a Fuze bottle. Does she even drink anything other than water? It makes you wonder, doesn’t it? Well I hope 2008 is a year where she starts lifting weights and eating more, she looked wayy better when she did Tomb Raider!