Amy Winehouse, the British soul singer who is most famously known for her blatant drug addiction and nasty black beehive, has officially canceled her tour. We all knew she’d cancel we just didn’t know 1. when and 2. what her pathetic excuse would be. Well, according to Amy and her peeps, she’s unhealthy and can’t sing without her hubby by her side. In case you didn’t know, her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is currently incarcerated. The Sun reports:

The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London.

The meeting ended with Amy “collapsing in floods of tears” demanding her remaining tour dates were scrapped because she couldn’t cope without husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

In a statement Amy, 24, said: “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”

In a way, I sort of feel badly for her. I mean, having your husband in jail must be hard. And we all know she’s a crack addict so mixing the emotion of losing your love and doing drugs, she is sort of sad. I bet she really is a wreck but some part of me thinks she may be a little masochistic. She likes the drama. I hope she gets better, though, and ditches her hubby. I think she needs to sober up, be single, and focus on her career. If she messes up like this too much, she’ll be British Britney Spears. Hey, maybe that should be her new nickname! What do you think?

Poor Kim Kardashian! No, not because she dated Ray J, her mom is a tool, and because her ass is huge. Poor Kim because she got set-up and robbed! According to Kim, someone set her up to get robbed while she was signing autographs and taking pictures with fans for the paps. She knows she was set up because normally no one wants her stinky autograph! Hah! I’m kidding, I actually sort of like Kim. TMZ reports:

A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!

You know that whole rule about not putting all of your eggs into one basket? Well I think that same rule applies to packing important shit all in the same suitcase. I mean, Why not put your expensive ass jewelery in your purse or carry-on bag anyway? I wouldn’t trust anyone with $50,000 in diamonds, especially not a crappy airline! That does suck though. It sucks because whoever the person who stole the stuff was got wayy more than the worth. I mean, they can sell all her personal photos to OK! for two times what they’re actually worth. Let’s face it–the person who stole it did it for the cash and possibly to find another sex tape. They don’t really want her stuff.

Make way for the eleventh member of the Hanson clan: Zac, the youngest of the Hanson trio, and his wife Kate are expecting their first child in May, they tell PEOPLE exclusively.

“I am utterly thrilled at the thought of becoming a father,” says Zac, 22. “I can’t wait to meet this person.” Adds Kate, 23, “This is the most amazing time for us. It’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever done.”

The newest addition to the Hanson family romper room will join Ezra, 5, Penelope, 2, River, 1 (middle brother Taylor, 24 and his wife Natalie’s children) and Everett, 7 months (eldest brother Isaac, 27, and his wife Nikki’s son). “It will be really fun to see five little ones grow up together,” says Zac. “I know watching them is going to inspire a lot of music.”

Not to mention a new logistics plan for the band, currently touring with their families in tow to promote their album The Walk. On a single tour bus. Says Kate, “We may have to start thinking about expanding to two buses!”

People

Actress Christina Applegate, who is one of my favorites BTW, has come forward with her story about being in an abusive relationship for three years. The actress, who became famous for her role as Kelly Bundy in TV’s Married With Children, spoke at the Women’s Progress Alliance, an alliance lead by Nicole Brown Simpson’s sister, Denise Brown. Applegate said,

“He had such a way of beating me that it wouldn’t leave any marks, because he knew everyone would know.”

Christina also told the women’s domestic violence group that she would hurt herself in a desperate cry for help, so people would notice her injuries. But then she wouldn’t have the courage to come forward with the truth.

“He basically brainwashed me,” she explained. “I almost lost my life.”

I’m glad she got out of that relationship because I don’t think there’s anyone who deserves to be hit. That’s not only physical and emotional pain but it’s so traumatizing. Seriously! I’m glad she’s talking about it now, too, cause I think normal women like to hear stories from their favorite singers and actresses because it shows them that everyone is human, you know? On another note, Christina Applegate is so cute, isn’t she? I love her!

According to Star Magazine, actress Julia Roberts doesn’t like Angelina Jolie. See, Julia’s husband, Danny Moder, worked on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and went home to Julia and reported that Angelina was flirting with Brad, putting down her A game. I guess Julia owns the high moral ground and was pissed off that Angie was swooping on another woman’s man (even though, let’s remember, Julia met Danny when he was with another woman).

“Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad. People on the set called her the Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad.  Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard.”

I don’t hold Angie in high regard either but I also dislike Julia Roberts so it’s a tie for me. They’re both powerful women who use money and sex appeal to get what they want. The only reason Julia was pissed is because she already has her man so she’s forgotten the way she got him.  They’re both just as bad as each other!

But wait, it gets better. Apparently Julia held a screening party at her home to show the film A Mighty Heart starring Angelina Jolie. She told her friends that not only does she think Angie didn’t do a good job but she thought she, herself, would make a better Marianne Pearl. Burn! I think they probably both suck as Marianne Pearl and that a black lady should have been Marianne. Stop giving these good roles to overpaid white actresses with no talent! Amen.

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Guess who is getting her own dry cleaning? *Bastardly* 

Kylie Minogue being annoying, I never understood why she was so popular *ICYDK* 

Britney Spears rumored to be adopting Chinese twins. Yeah, right. *Hollywood Backwash* 

Amy Winehouse snorting cocaine on stage at her concert. Classy! *Yeeeah!* 

Cindy Crawford is old but still looks great in a bikini *Celebslam* 

Linda Hogan, co-star of the VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best, has filed for divorce from her husband Terry Bollea, aka Hulk Hogan. The two have been married for 23 years and have two children together, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17. If you’ve ever watched their reality show then  you’d know this was coming. They seem like they hate each other. Having a screw up for a son probably adds a lot of stress. The fact that he is facing prison time can’t help either.

Linda filed her divorce papers in Florida on Tuesday but did not give a reason for why she’s filing. Irreconcilable differences, I’d assume, but then why didn’t she just say it? I’m sure the drama will unfold in UsWeekly over the next couple of weeks. Hell, I’m interested!

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Stop me if you disagree, but is it not true that everyone has a part of their job that they just don’t really like? Even awesome jobs have at least one or two bad sides. For instance, a lot of actresses feel a little iffy about being naked in front of the camera. Apparently dear, sweet, Jon Meyers has some hard feelings against the actresses who get a little shy about being nude while filming.
Here’s what he had to say: “I can’t stand actresses who won’t take their clothes off. It drives me nuts. I want to cut their ears off. If it says in the script you’re naked, be naked, instead of moaning and saying, ‘I really don’t want to show my t**s, I don’t want to show my ar$e.”

What a guy, huh? (Insert heavy eye rolling here.) I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion. God knows I have my own … and I’m pretty sure this statement was made before the recent loss of Jonathan’s mother. But come on! Don’t be a shmuck. It’s one thing to think that but to let the public know? If he’s not careful then even the chicks that like undressing in front of the camera are going to avoid doing scenes with him! Then again, probably not…but still! Pig.

Oh dear! The original Captain Kirk has not been asked to play a role, not even a small cameo, in the new version of Star Trek thats directed by J.J Abrams! He is, of course, a tad on the cranky side about it. Honestly….I didn’t get into the whole Star Trek thing, but even I don’t understand why he wasn’t asked back either. Especially since several other original cast members have been asked to play roles. Maybe he wasn’t asked back because he does way too many cheesy Priceline.com commercials? Who really knows… but he was basically the biggest star of the original Star Trek.

Here is what William Shatner told T.V’s Extra:

“How could you not put one of the founding figures into a movie that was being resurrected? That doesn’t make good business sense to me!” Shatner continues, “I’ve become even more popular than I was playing Captain Kirk. I’m good box office and I get publicity…. But, they are going in a different direction and it’ll be a wonderful film.”

I’m sure he rolled his eyes while making that last statement.

I’ve always really liked Dennis Quaid. He comes off as good hearted person in my eyes (perhaps thats just because of the types of movies he makes.) So, when I read about this peice of news, I was really heartbroken for him and his wife.

Apparently his newborn twins named Zoe Grace and Thomas Boone, who were born on November 8 by a surrogate mother, were accidentally given an extremely large dose of Heparin. I didn’t know this, but apparently babies are given this drug to prevent blood clots and usually newborns are only given a dose of 10 units. Quaids newborns, and roughly thirteen other patients at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, were given a whopping 10,000 units. One dose of Heparin was given on Sunday morning, and then a second dose was given again Sunday evening. Thus, causing the newborns to “bleed out”. Upon noticing this, they were immediately sent to the Cedars neo-natal intensive care unit and are now, thankfully, in stable conditions.

It’s reported that the dangerous error was made when a technician kept the Heparin in the wrong place and then a nurse gave the babies the medicine without double checking the dosage. It must have been caught ‘just in time’ because the babies were being given Protamine, which reverses the blood thinning effects of Heparin, and should relatively overcome this without further effects.

This had to be so scary for Dennis and his wife. Thankfully the babies are going to be okay, but I could only imagine their frustration with the staff who were taking care of their babies. Just goes to show that being in the medical field really leaves no room for mistakes.