Pop star Hilary Duff and her hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie celebrated Hilary’s 20th birthday yesterday by shopping. The couple was spotted at Jefferey’s in NYC buying shoes.

What did Mike buy Hilary for her birthday? A new Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV estimated at $100,000. Wow, that’s a nice gift for a 20-year-old. When I was 20, my boyfriend bought me a 6-pack of tea-lite candles from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. He left the price tag on the box. It was $12.

Let’s hope Hilary had a happy birthday. And on a side note, does anyone know how much money Mike Comrie makes? I know athletes make a lot of money but I always thought hockey players were paid wayy less than other athletes. If anyone has any idea how much he makes, let me know! I’m actually pretty curious.

I sort of thought that that Mercedes-Benz that Mike Comrie bought Hilary Duff would’ve been too expensive for him, but I guess he makes more money than I thought!

What is really wrong with Britney Spears? I am beginning to think it’s more than alcohol and drugs. All these reports of Britney getting naked in front of random people, making out with girls, smoking cigarettes around her kids, having bad drug trips, and separating herself from her parents are really starting to make me wonder. Maybe Britney needs to go to a mental health facility and have an intervention staged for her with her family? It seems to me that when a judge tells you that you have a drug and alcohol problem and that you need to change, that would be your eye opener. But instead of reforming and trying to spend more time with her sons (whom she almost lost to her slob of an ex-husband, Kevin Federline), she is out partying just as much as before. I mean, seriously Britney Spears, what is your deal?

And these pictures of Britney partying in California are so typical. I chose the main picture for the post because it embodied four of Britney’s sad trademarks: the shitty and very visible weave, her underwear (lucky she’s wear some but it’s just too bad they had to be hot blue and netted), her bad fashion sense (a pirate belt on top of a long white tee-dress?), and her nasty fingernails (bitten with half painted). I want her to change. I was especially rooting for her after other celebrities talked shit about her after the VMAs but she just keeps letting me down! When will it change?

First let me say that I really like Mariah Carey. I’m not saying she isn’t a diva because she most definitely is. But she’s got a great voice and she’s not afraid to be who she is. I think she likes to get photoshopped but hey, who the hell doesn’t you know?

Anyway, Mariah Carey was at VH1’s “Save The Music Foundation” party and she was drinking. I don’t know if she was drunk but she had to use the restroom. She wanted to use the bathroom in peace. I get that.

Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: “One of the bodyguards said to us, ‘If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.’”

I’m not saying its cool for celebrities to kick regular people out of anywhere, but I am saying celebrities probably do have to worry about people taking pictures of them and trying to exploit them like, ALL THE TIME.

I think Mariah is a little over-the-top but in this case I can’t really say I blame her. And hey, since when has it been a crime to ask someone NOT to watch you go pee? I think it would’ve been worse if she would’ve asked the ladies TO watch, am I right or what?

Who IS wearing these and WHY she shouldn’t be! *DListed*

Paris Hilton keeps getting trashier and I didn’t know it was possible *Hollywood Backwash*

The body language of Mel B.. does she even like her new husband? *Celebslam*

Avril eating ice cream means her mouth is full so she can’t talk! *The Skinny Website*

Lindsay Lohan isn’t a free woman quite yet *IDLYITW*

Audrina Patridge has a Britney/Paris/Lindsay/Tara type of moment *The Superficial*

Angelina Jolie has been the face of St. John clothing since 2005. The clothing line is high-end and dresses many famous women such as Condoleeza Rice and Hilary Clinton. The company has now decided Angelina isn’t the right face and she will no longer be working for them.

“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina,” a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. “The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”

Why didn’t they relate to her? I mean, she’s a movie star but essentially all these people are just actors, too. Plus, Angie does stuff for the world. Just as much as they do, I’d say. What am I doing?! Am I defending Angelina? What’s happening? Uggh, I need a break!

Isn’t this picture funny? For any of you who are fans of The Sopranos like I was (and pretty much still am) then you’ll get why this picture is funny. That’s Joey Fatone with Vito, who was gay on that show. I think it’s funny because Joey Fatone seems kinda gay to me, and Vito was gay and… I don’t know, it’s just funny OK!

Anyway, Joey Fatone is the latest celebrity who wants to help Britney Spears. I think Joey just wants to help her cause if she really did accept, then he’d be in the spotlight big time. All these people are selfish! Joey said,

“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal.” He’s now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywood at his home in Orlando. “Britney call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get way from it all,” he pleaded. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.” Fatone admitted he hasn’t seen Britney in a while but added, “If you’re there, let me know. I’m here for you sweetheart.”

Britney is so krunk all the time I’m sure she probably doesn’t even remember who the hell Joey Fatone is! How could he really help her, when it comes down to it? I mean, he’s an out-of-shape ex-boybander with no career. He’s like the male version of her!

Ben Stiller was on the Ellen Degenres show where he talked to Ellen about his friend and co-star (of many movies) Owen Wilson.

In case you aren’t up to date, Owen Wilson was recently admitted to a hospital in an attempt to commit suicide. Owen has been battled a drug problem along with depression for many years.

Ben told Ellen,

“He’s doing really well,” Stiller, 41, tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show Friday.

“I sort of like to protect his privacy, ’cause I feel like it’s his own thing,” says Stiller. “But he’s a really good friend of mine. He’s an incredible guy and I wish him as everybody does, all the best.”

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson have co-starred in many movies such as Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, and others. Ben Stiller’s father, Jerry Stiller, said he was surprised to her about Owen’s suicide and attempt but also said he was sure that he would pull through.

Wilson, who was set to film Tropic Thunder with Ben Stiller, had to pull out at the last minute because he was hospitalized. Stiller is still involved in that project. I think its good Ben didn’t say much–he’s a real friend.

Actor Dylan McDermott and his wife of 12 years, Shiva Rose, have separated, according to People Magazine. The couple has two children together. Shiva is an actress but she hasn’t been in much. Wow, 12 years is a long time to be together then decide you want to separate. Wonder if there was any cheating involved? That would fit. It’s Hollywood!

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Whose scary skinny legs and feet are these? *The Skinny Website*

It’s always nice to look at Petra Nemcova in a dress *Bastardly*

Jerry Seinfeld is too good for his “Seinfeld” castmates *Molly Good*

Vivica Fox is NOT GUILTY. Do you believe her? Do you care? *DListed*

What a Rihanna/Shia baby would look like… Conan O’Brien rules! *I’m Not Obsessed*

Before I get into the story, can I please remind everyone that Pamela Anderson is 40 years old and has been in Playboy Magazine 22 times and been on 12 covers. Also, Denise Richards is 36 years old and looks to be about 60 years old. Okay, now… I know we’re supposed to think women are beautiful at all ages and “good for them” if they look good in their forties and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I don’t want to see Pam or Denise’s used up face OR body in Playboy.. much less on the cover! Please, stop bloating their egos and put someone else on the cover. These ladies don’t exactly exude class, either, so why put them on the cover? According to The Sun, the women are in talks to really be on the cover…

“Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.” Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.”

Of course they’re seriously considering it! We’re talking about Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards! What else are they going to do? Win an Oscar? Write a novel? Hell no! Being naked in a magazine is ALL they’ve got left!