Lily Allen is a complete idiot. I think we’ve learned that in the past. She is a self-inflicted drama queen with no reason to do the annoying crap that she does. And yesterday, when she tried to take the microphone from Bobby Kray at the Notting Hill Carnival while he was performing, she got punked down and it makes me happy.

In an attempt to get more time on stage (I guess), Lily tried to grab the microphone from reggae singer Bobby Kray while he was performing. Bobby, who wasn’t done with his set, wrestled Lily for the microphone. She is a dumb ass and she pushed him off the stage. Pissed off (rightfully so), Bobby got back on stage and took Lily’s beer out of her hand and poured it over her. The crowd started cheering and she ran off stage, embarrassed, like a dog with her tail between her legs. They should’ve thrown tomatoes at her stupid ass! A witness of the incident said,

“Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him off.

“He wasn’t happy. He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.”

After she pushed him off he should have got back up on stage and slapped her across the face. Then Lily’s girlfriend would have come on stage and Lily would be thinking she had back-up. Then her girlfriend would start making out with Bobby Kray and announce that they’re having a baby together. Then Bobby would drop the bomb that he’s actually having a baby with Amy Winehouse, too, and… God, I miss Melrose Place.

I’d assume after you date Kirsten Dunst for such a long time, your chances of becoming gay probably significantly increase. Am I right or am I right? So hearing that Jake Gyllenhaal may all of the sudden be coming out of the closet as a homosexual of more than four years, I’m actually not all that surprised. In fact, I sort of thought this would have happened sooner. But whatever. Jonathan Jaxson, an former Hollywood publicist, is saying Jakie is gay.

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released. Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. She found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

A baby, huh? I wonder if his sister Maggie knows he is gay? Well, if its true I think its good. I’d rather hear gay-Jake drama than straight Britney drama any day of the week. Word!

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Remember this morning when I posted about Owen Wilson being hospitalized? And rumors were going around that he had tried to commit suicide? Well, I didn’t think that could be true but I guess maybe I was wrong. (Me? Wrong? Never!) Because Owen’s people have come out with a statement that makes me believe otherwise. His peeps said,

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

Humm. This difficult time? If it’s just exhaustion and other crap, why would it be so difficult? Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized for that shizz on more than one occasion and its never been a “difficult” time for her. Who knows? I hope that Owen is okay because I think he’s a really funny guy and he’s a great actor. We wish him a speedy recovery and hope, if its true, that he gets the help he needs!

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Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, are rumored to be expecting their second child together. The couple has a daughter together, Isabella, who is 14 months old. Luciana has a 9-year-old daughter from her first marriage. Luciana, 31, is rumored to be three months pregnant.

“Luciana is about three months along, and she’s doing great - and Matt couldn’t be happier,” a source close to the 36 year-old actor told The Enquirer.

“They don’t yet know if the baby is a boy or a girl, and they’re still deciding whether to find out the sex beforehand.

“Their main priority is to have a healthy baby - but I’m sure in the backs of their minds they’re hoping for a boy.”

I bet their kids are going to be famous, too. Matt Damon is a hot white guy and his wife is sort of exotic looking. That’s good genes when it comes to making babies. I don’t know if this story is true. I feel like I’ve been saying that a lot lately. Or maybe I just say it when the source of a story in The National Enquirer? Probably the latter. Anyway, if it is true, congratulations to them. We just saw The Bourne Ultimatum and it was action-packed. Plus, Matt Damon is hot.

Yesterday, Owen Wilson was taken to the hospital in Los Angeles. Now, I’ve read rumors on the internet that he was hospitalized due to a suicide attempt. The National Enquirer says that Owen popped a bunch of pills and slit his wrists, and was found by a family member just before noon yesterday. I’m not sure how true this is. In fact, I’d be willing to bet its a load of crap and Owen Wilson will definitely release some sort of statement denying that he was trying to kill himself. The Santa Monica police department released this statement:

“On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 PM, officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department at the 900 block of 23rd Street. The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated.”

TMZ is offering that Owen Wilson may have been exhausted and dehydrated. I’m not sure whats going on here but I don’t think the suicide thing is likely. Way different than he acts, at least. Owen’s brother was seen with Owen leaving the hospital this morning.

Last night Nick Bollea, Hulk Hogan’s 17-year-old son, was in a car accident where he was pulled from the car by the fire department and air-lifted to a hospital. It is known this morning that Nick is going to be okay. While his condition was thought to be quite serious last night, Nick was discharged from the hospital this morning and is at home resting. His passenger, who is also his friend (name unknown), is said to still be in critical condition and still hospitalized. It is unknown whether the friend will sue Nick. If the friend passes away, I’m sure the family of the kid will sue Nick’s family. That’s how shit goes down in Hollywood. Nothing can be a true accident. Someone always has to pay!

Nick Bollea, probably more commonly known as Nick Hogan, was in a serious car accident today in Clearwater, Florida. Hogan’s son, who is only 17 years old, was driving his car with a friend in the passenger seat when the car “lost control” and crashed into a palm tree in the median divider on Court Street. The local fire department came and pulled the two boys out of the vehicle and they were then medi-flighted to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg. Nick and his friend that was in the passenger seat are both in very serious condition. Eyewitnesses say Nick was speeding. Hope he’s okay!

Man, being a pop singer must really make you want to go bonkers and do crazy stuff. First the rumors that Britney Spears turned bisexual and was hooking up with girls and now Melanie Brown.

Brown, who just had a baby with Eddie Murphy, just married Stephen Belafonte. Christa Parker, whose children go to school with Scary’s children, has come out to a magazine and said she has had lesbian encounters with Scary.

“I had only had sex with a woman once before…but Mel was obviously very experienced with women. She is a great kisser.”

Christa claims that when Melanie and Eddie Murphy stated dating, she cut off her lesbian encounters. She also says shes worried for Melanie now because of her new husbands past as a wife-beater.

“Mel is so vulnerable. I’m very worried about her. I hope she’s happy. I just don’t want to see her hurt.”

This lady doesn’t give a shit about Melanie or her life. If she did, she wouldn’t be telling this story (which still could be totally untrue) to any magazines. It’s sad what people will do for a little cash.

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Earl Simmons, the rapper most commonly known as DMX, is going to be in some deep shit. And rightfully so.

Police searched his Pheonix home this weekend and seized several pitbulls. What else did they find while at his home you ask?

Remains from 3 other dogs, one of which had been burned to death. They also found guns, drug paraphernalia, and cars with license plates that did not match. Although no charges have yet been filed, I hope they file as much stuff against him as they possibly can.

These assholes should not be allowed into society if they treat animals this way. What a sick asshole. DMX’s lawyer has some lame ass reason as to why there would be dead dogs at his house but its such bullshit that I’m not going to even include it. If you want to read it, you can find it here.

I’m not sure why anyone in their right mind would ever think that it would be okay to hurt an animal. I wouldn’t even hit a dog much less make it fight another dog. And then to kill a dog because it didn’t fight well? What is that? Who does that? If they took Michael Vick and DMX out into a field and made them fight until one of them no longer could, I’d be happen with that. Then we’d just have to burn the loser. Karma.

Pop singer Ciara ripped her pants while performing on Good Morning America and accidentally exposed herself to thousands of people.

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston were spotted dancing, hugging and kissing at a Dwight Yokum concert in Chicago. This was the first time they were spotted as a couple, fueling the rumors that they were more than co-stars.

Justin Timberlake won his lawsuit against British tabloid News of the World. Timberlake, who was dating Cameron Diaz at the time, sued for libel damages when the tabloid wrote that Timberlake cheated on Diaz with model Lucy Clarkson.

Britney Spears was pregnant with her second son, Jayden James Federline, at this time. She would celebrate the 1-year birthday of her first son, Sean Preston, then give birth to Jayden James just days later.

At least 42 people were killed in a flood throughout Europe.

Gene Simmons was celebrating his birthday somewhere in the world. The rock star was born August 25, 1949.