I’m not sure what David Schwimmer has been up to since Friends has been off the air, but I’m guessing not much of anything good. I always really liked him on Friends and I saw that movie about him being a pallbearer, that was good, too. I just can’t see him being anything but Ross in anything, though. Know what I mean? And Jennifer Aniston is pretty much always Rachael. Anyway.

David shot his new movie, “Run, Fat Boy Run” in London and apparently while he was there he hated how the British cooked.

“You guys deep-fry everything. Even healthy British food like Shepherd’s Pie makes you put on 20 pounds after every meal.”

David Schwimmer doesn’t strike me as someone who would be outrageously concerned with eating healthy, know what I mean? But I guess its always a plus that he does. On the other hand…

I think, as a rule, when you go into someone else’s country you make a point to be as polite as possible. The amount of mouthing off about stuff you dislike should really be limited. I mean, respect!

I’m thinking of getting this show on Netflix. Everyone tells me I’d really like it. I watch The Hills when I can, I loved The Sopranos and my favorite sitcom is The King of Queens. Does that mean that Desperate Housewives is a big mix of those three? Anyway, here’s the poster for the new season of the show. I’ve got to say I think Teri Hatcher might be the scariest looking woman I’ve ever seen. I mean, I know they’ve all been photoshopped to death, but Teri’s face is so scary. She should be nicknamed Scary Hatcher. Isn’t she just brutal? The rest of the housewives look pretty good, I guess. Eva Longoria must be photoshopped to look taller, cause I know she’s little in reality. Anyway, maybe I’ll check out the new season.

Britney Spears will indeed be performing her new single “Gimme More” at the MTV VMA’s in Las Vegas on September 9th. And guess who will be “helping her out” with her performance? Criss Angel. Apparently the two are working on a mirror-disappearing act for Britney during her songs. Great, maybe she’ll disappear and never come back? That’s what I’m hoping for.

In other Britney Spears news, the lyrics to her song “Cold as Fire” were posted by The Sun yesterday and apparently they were very incorrect. The magazine said her song went, “I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/Make him cum in my mouth/Make him my new baby.” I could definitely see Britney stooping down to this level and really having this be her song because it’s trashy and gross, just like her. BUT… it turns out that our Britney hasn’t sunk that low, yet. The real lyrics are, “I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/Make him call me mama/Make him my new baby.” Well, those are toned down but still lame.

You can CLICK HERE to listen to “Cold as Fire”

The new Britney Spears album cover will be out on November 13th. I’m sure its going to be slutty and tacky, just like her. I can’t wait for it!

On my way to work today, I was listening to the radio, which I almost NEVER do. And guess what premiered? The new Britney Spears single “Gimme More.” I didn’t know what to expect because the last album she made really wasn’t that good. It wasn’t dance, pop, or r&b. It was all of those, which made it hard to find a niche I think. Anyway, I heard the song today..

It is definitely not good by any standards. The chorus is straight repetition of ‘gimme more’ over and over. It has potential to be remixed as a dance song, but right now it’s a little on the annoying side. It’s got a T-Pain vibe to it. I don’t usually rate music, but if I had to grade it with a letter I’d give it a C-. It would be lower but its coming from Britney Spears, so I expected it to be really crappy. She actually surprised me.

If you’ve heard the song and want to weigh in on it, please do! We’ll post a “Britney Spears Review” with what everyone thinks of the new song.

If you haven’t heard it yet, I’m sure it will be on the radio a lot the next couple of days, and you can always get songs from iTunes… and Ryan Seacrest’s radio show usually puts audio files on their website.

Good luck finding the song and let me know what you think!

UPDATE: You can click here to hear Britney’s single “Gimme More”

Actor Shia LaBeouf and pop singer Rihanna were spotted at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills having a romantic dinner, which ended with strawberries and champagne. What a date! Although the couple didn’t hold hands or kiss (most likely because photographers and tabloid writers from Buzz Photo were sitting next to them at the restaurant), it is still a rumor that these two are a couple. Sources say,

It was an interesting evening last night. We had our weekly Global Domination Buzz Foto dinner at Kate Mantilini restaurant in Beverly Hills and we were had just ordered our shrimp cocktails and wine when we noticed Rihanna walk by our table. We thought that was cool and we were just about to dip another shrimp in the tartar sauce when we noticed that she was dinning with Shia LeBeouf!! Holly shit! What a photo and no Dog Pack around. We got on the blower to one of our guys to come over for the hose down. We had a direct view of their booth and we witnessed a very animated Shia during the dinner which ended with strawberries and wine.

This dinner lasted close to two and a half hours so there must be something here. They walked right by our table as they exited the restaurant, but no hand holding, touching or groping. Flashes went off and Rihanna was delighted to pose for photographs, but Shia behaved like a twelve year old running in the garage to hide and whimper. They drove off in is brand new pick up truck. How classy. So no photo of the two of them together, but we can confirm the dinner.

Hmm, I’m sure there will be plenty more news and updates to come. Shia is really getting popular and thank goodness for that Umbrella song because without it I’m sure no one would give a damn about Rihanna. These two make a weird couple. Rihanna is this huge, tall, woman with a big forehead. Everyone says how hot she is but I really just don’t see it… at all. I like Shia, though. A lot! I’m glad he isn’t dating one of Hollywood’s skanks though. Rihanna is a good alternative when it could be Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson.

Ne-Yo, who apparently writes hits, wrote a bunch of songs for Britney Spears and was going to help her get back. Britney, however, never returned any calls or said if she wanted his songs. So Ne-Yo sold his hits to Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Damn! Britney lost “Umbrella” to Rihanna, the chick with the world’s biggest forehead, and then lost songs to a freaking Pussycat Doll? I didn’t think she could get that low. Ne-Yo is now talking about what happened between them.

“I have no idea what’s going on with Britney Spears. The last thing I heard is that Britney was mad at me over some songs that were supposed to go to her, but wound up going to Nicole Scherzinger (of Pussycat Dolls).

I was working with Britney Spears’ people. I wrote 6 to 8 songs for Britney Spears. Then Britney goes ahead and shaves her head, goes into rehab and when that happened I lost all contact with her A&R people, with her label. I was calling them, they weren’t answering my calls. So in the process of all that going on, that’s when I met Nicole Scherzinger. I played her two songs, she loved them, they cut the check and she recorded the songs. So when that happened that’s when Britney’s people called and said ‘ why are you giving away Britney’s songs’ and I say ‘uh, hold on..y’all didn’t cut me a check’”

I don’t really listen to this kind of crappy music so I can’t say whether or not Ne-Yo is talented, but I can tell you he’s business savvy. Passing up on Britney Spears these days always seems like the smartest move, no matter what. So for that, I give him credit. Selling to Nicole Scherzinger, however, was kind of lame. Cause when I hear her name, I’m like, Nicole Scwho? But hey, I guess he had to sell. A dogs gotta eat, player.

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It’s been a while since I’ve written about Lindsay Lohan, and its been a nice while. She’s been in rehab, thus making hard for her to be whoring herself out for the paparazzi in a bikini on a beach house deck. By the way, whats with all these famous people having their picture taken on a deck with a glass rail? Paris, Carmen, Lindsay… quite weird. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is supposed to meet with her train wreck of a father, Michael Lohan, for the first time in years. Michael has been in and out of jail, he has a bad temper, and has known to be abusive. Now that Lindsay is getting her life on track, her family thinks by meeting with her father she might get closure. I think she should just skip it and accent that her dad is a pathetic loser who wants to ride her coattails. You can read more abut this story at Page Six.

Bridget Moynahan, who dated footballer Tom Brady for two years, gave birth to their son on August 22, 2007 at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California. The couple broke up in late 2006, and Bridget announced her pregnancy in early 2007. She named her son John Edward Thomas Moynahan, after Tom announced that his son’s name was “Jonathan Brady.” Tom Brady is now dating model Giselle Bundchen.

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Today is Jack Black’s 38th birthday. In honor of his birthday, I’m going to watch Nacho Libre, School of Rock and Joe Dirt. I know Jack Black isn’t in Joe Dirt, but its still a funny movie and to be honest, I don’t really even like Jack Black that much. To be perfectly honest, I probably won’t watch Nacho Libre or School of Rock. Now that I think about it, I don’t even own those movies. Nonetheless, I hope Jack Black has a happy birthday.

According to The New York Post, Owen Wilson tried to kill himself with sleeping pills and by slitting his wrists after he got into a very heated argument with a close friend. He was found covered in blood, in a bad state by one of his brothers. Sources say that Owen has been suffering from depression for many years, off and on.

This is the kind of story that pretty much shocks you. You wouldn’t expect this to be true because Owen always plays such a funny and happy guy in the movies. That’s why I didn’t think it was true. But knowing now that he’s been battling depression… anything is possible. Anyone can get depressed. I guess it just goes to show you that having money and being famous isn’t the best life ever, you can still be depressed.

I think everyone hopes Owen gets better, both physically and mentally.

I wonder what Kate Hudson thinks of this? She’s way too into Dax Sheppard to care, I’m sure. I wonder if this was really a suicide attempt? I mean, not saying I think it’s anything else but the chances of it being an accidental drug overdose are probably pretty good. It seems like everyone does drugs, and adding depression and a fight to the mix really boosts the likelihood of drugs being involved. What do you think?

UPDATE: Here is a police log that Extra got a hold of. This is “proving” that Owen Wilson, indeed, tried to commit suicide. Think its real? Click below to check it out.