Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Bulter just made some bounty hunter movie together and now they are on the cover of W Magazine. I actually dig these pictures, as they’re pretty cool. A bit too photoshopped (the cover picture mainly) but still cool. Gerard was spotted in Mexico with Jennifer Aniston celebrating her birthday. It is rumored they are romantically involved but no proof yet.

Kelly Bensimon is a former model who recently posed in Playboy. But you probably know her from The Real Housewives of New York. I don’t watch the New York version of that show. I wanted to, since it seems like it’s filled with quality drama, but I watched two episodes and promised my eyes I would never subject them to Bethany Frankel’s horrible face again ( I would link to a picture of her but I really can’t stand looking at her face to create a link!). A lot of the time I call people ugly, it an attempt to over exaggerate and maybe get a few good jokes out of it. But in this case, I promise you, Bethany Frankel is the ugliest creature I have ever seen. She is a walking eating disorder with THE WORST facial features ever. Her jaw is bigger than Minnie Driver’s face. She’s hideous. And to top it off, she has a sketchy boob job and is pretty much a horrible, annoying, stupid person who calls herself a “chef”. Kelly Bensimon, on the other hand, has a great body. She’s lean and toned and obviously healthy. Her face is a bit like a worn out piece of leather but hey, who’s perfect?

Child star Corey Haim was found unresponsive in his Burbank apartment early this morning. He was rushed to the hospital and pronounced dead at 3:30am (who would find him at this hour??). You may know Corey Haim from films like Lost Boys, License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, and Watchers. Corey also co-starred with Corey Feldman in the reality show The Two Coreys on A&E. Corey had drug problems, which was known by most.

Rest in peace!

Here is Johnny Depp’s partner, Vanessa Paradis, in France doing some fashion event thing since she used to be a model. Recently rumors have been circulating that Vanessa is getting Aniston-fever and requesting that Johnny pull-out of his movie with Angelina Jolie because she is afraid he will fall into Jolie’s husband-stealing trap. I really don’t see what she has to be worried about. Johnny’s got a weird style and I am pretty sure he’d rather be with a more intellectual, worldly (yet, burnt out looking) version of Heather Grahm than with Angelina Jolie’s heroin addicted, adoption happy ass. Johnny doesn’t want all the spotlight that Angie does, either, so I think Vanessa is safe. For now!

Kelly Ripa seems like someone who would shoot heroin, work out for 4 hours, drink a lot of alcohol, and make herself throw up. I mean, you look at her now and you compare her to pictures of when she first started ‘Live with Regis and Kelly‘ and you go, wtf? Either she is secretly addicted to steroids, body building, and all-water diets or she’s got some serious issues because it ain’t normal to be that bony. Her face is all torn up. She’s one binge and purge away from being Madonna. And we are no longer at a time in the world where being compared to Madonna is a good thing. Unless it’s to say how rich you are, because I’m pretty sure Madge is loaded.

More pictures of Kelly Ripa arriving at ‘The Late Show with David Letterman‘

Elton John had an Oscar party, like he always does. And after looking through the pictures from the turn out and watching the Oscars last night, it seems like the big name celebrities were sort of missing this year. Granted, they probably didn’t make any good movies but still. Where were Ben Affleck, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Hugh Jackman, Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt… I mean, where were all the celebrities that make you take notice? Yes, a few of my favorites (Kate Winslet, Colin Firth) were at the Oscars and yes a few of my favorites (but not super famous) celeb’s went to Elton’s (Michelle Rodriguez, Christina Hendricks) but it just seemed a bit blah this year. The Vanity Fair party had a little better turn out (Natalie Portman, Hilary Swank) but still a bit lack luster. Seems like Jimmy Kimmel gets more famous people in his sketches than the Oscars and after parties combined! Pics of celebrities partying after Oscar night below.