At the AT&T National Golf Tournament in DC yesterday, Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem. I guess the singing wasn’t that bad (you can listen to it here) but I gotta say, she’s looking pretty husky. Maybe the skin-tight open-back knee-length sweater dress with bad stripes is to blame but based on the size of her arms and face, she’s just slowly giving up. I mean, that close up of her face is completely hideous. Do I see food in her teeth? Now that Nick is single again maybe she should dump Tony and come to her senses? Then they could fade into their place–obscurity–together.

Debbie Rowe fighting for custody.. does she know there’s no money? *ICYDK*

Anne Hathaway looking very plain and sorta ugly *DRUNKENSTEPFATHER*

Little Hayden shopping at Dolce & Gabanna.. they have her size? *BASTARDLY*

Shakira looking good on her new album cover… she still sings? *INO*

Brit Brit goes boating with her boys and her new boyfriend *CELEBDIRTYLAUNDRY*

Mischa Barton kicked out of night club bathroom for doing drugs in the stall *HOLLYWOODBACKWASH*

Prisoners pay homage to the late Michael Jackson… pretty neat *CELEBWARSHIP*

Before you read the statement that completely puts Megan Fox in her place, you have to know what she said to fully appreciate Michael Bay’s comeback. And while I agree with what she says, I do think she had no right in saying it to the press. To Brian Austen Green in bed, maybe, but not to the public. She said:

“I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

So she’s acknowledging it gave her a career but still taking a shit on the movie. Hmm. What did director Michael Bay have to say about this?

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

Owned! He could have said a lot more that would have been way more mean but this was classy, considering. Megan Fox needs to stop trying to be the “outspoken bad-ass” and just STFU. No one cares what she thinks or feels. Just let us look at you, okay?

Didn’t Gwyneth Paltrow have to majorly backtrack after she made a bunch of statements about hating America? Like when she said Americans are stupid and British people talk about art, and stuff like that? Well apparently she can’t help herself which proves that she really does hate America. Now she’s bought a house in Spain and bragging about how much better it is in Spain.

It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible,” she tells the Associated Press.

Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more,” she continued. “They aren’t running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don’t always have their Blackberries on.

I’m fine with it if she stays there, or stays in England forever. But it pisses me off when she comes back to America to collect her considerably fat paycheck for a movie that–realistically–she could never get paid the same amount for in Spain or England. Only in America can celebrities get paid $100 million for TV shows and movies so maybe Gwyneth should get off her throne and realize how she can afford to even fly to Spain in the first place. Bitch.

Beyonce in a wet,white t-shirt *DRUNKENSTEPFATHER*

Jessica Alba and daughter Honor *BASTARDLY*

Kendra Wilkinson got married cause she’s pregnant *CELEBWARSHIP*

Lily Allen looking gross as normal *THESKINNYWEBSITE*

Kim Kardashian shopping… this is news? *CELEBDIRTYLAUNDRY*

Pauly Shore is still alive and kicking *ICYDK*

Justin Timberlake still trying to be an actor *INO*

A couple of days ago, Bradley Cooper made a statement about being “just friends” with actress Jennifer Aniston. They two were spotted various places–namely, having dinner and leaving together–and dated previously in 2007. Let’s hope Bradley was telling the truth about them being “just friends” or else Jen will have been dissed by another (less famous, less hunky) Brad. Why?

Bradley Cooper and upcoming co-star Renee Zellweger were spotted having dinner and acting rather couple-y. From OK! Magazine:

“He pulled her chair out for her when she sat down and he kissed her on the hand. If they’re just friends, they were being awfully affectionate! At one point, he seemed to want to whisper something to her as if it were a secret. He spoke into her ear and then they both started giggling.”

If this is true (which it most likely isn’t, because people make shit up when they see two celebrities out), then this is gross. Why? Because, although I love Bridget Jones, Renee Zellweger is nasty looking. Her body is rail thin and her face is a puffy, shiny mess. What Bradley sees in her I don’t know.

If you had to chose between Jen and Renee, who would you rather date?